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@snarkyRedhd @trollabelle, but it's her cargo sweatpants

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@snarkyRedhd @trollabelle If so it's Et

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@snarkyRedhd @trollabelle I'll take the bait, but I dont really get the question. Her default is not intimidating at all, so a 1. But she can easily be an 11 if you're fucking up and deserve a solid 11 in the face.

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@trollabelle She has a nbame 😑

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@lilooet How are you sure

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@snarkyRedhd My good friends know

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@snarkyRedhd @trollabelle In my line its either shit that everyone forgets by lunch or shit that will get you fired, and i correctly guessed the former (this time)

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@snarkyRedhd Nooo not a squid. It looked like a rockfish with tarantulas bursting out of it. I didn't even touch it.

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@nosetimes4moms I talked to her daughter once and was too shy to say I knew who she was.

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@trollabelle getting ready for the holidays the lola way

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Will ol' Smells get an oil change tomorrow? Only time will tell. And if so: Will he tweet about it? Yes!
That's a WS guarantee.

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@CriRi_K We take these conversations offline 😒

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@CriRi_K Thank you 🙏

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@longbeachblvd Liar

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@snarkyRedhd @kissthemachine Lmao i went the U2 route. My brother chose aerosmith

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@sorryABTearlier Glad to hear it and glad to agree 🙏

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@snarkyRedhd @kissthemachine Growing up in OK he was inescapable. A force of nature. Its hard to describe.

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@PugPrxncess Sorry if this counts as mansplaining (hope it doesnt 😑) Just a fact i think is neat, esp since you somehow organically decided left=poison as a kid

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@PugPrxncess Lol, but youre far from alone on this! "Sinistral" meaning left handed or on the left is from old french for "unlucky", from the latin "sinister" 😂