Whammy

trash but make it fashion

[Whammy @whammylance]

@flowergirl_lon Same shit, different branding indeed! And I wish more people commented on the fact that rolling stock is still privatised!!!

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@tomhfh Is it because it reminds you of the buttplug up your arse?

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@jo_regular @TLRailUK Yeah and it’s still cold, you twat x

[Whammy @whammylance]

Standards have slipped.

Always the good ones who get exploited.

You owe them nothing.

[Whammy @whammylance]

@IsabelOakeshott Piss off x

[Whammy @whammylance]

@dbvvvvvvv @TLRailUK No x

[Whammy @whammylance]

@ManMitchin @TLRailUK STOP SHOUTNG

Mwah x

[Whammy @whammylance]

Still astounds me to this day that staff fail to spot or communicate.

It’s basic stuff.

[Sam (Flower Girl) Jennings @flowergirl_lon]

1/7
Yesterday I had to physically block a train to board it, then pull the emergency alarm to get off it. A normal Wednesday on Southern Rail. 🧵

[Whammy @whammylance]

@s8mb Why would you even admit to “lower” productivity? Fool.

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@dogssportsx Quiet you little passive bottom.

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@swiftenburg @TLRailUK @SouthernRailUK Inbred says:

[Whammy @whammylance]

Then you’ll complain about fare evasion…

[lotushope @lotushope]

@SouthernRailUK Our train is going to arrive in Horsham, is there a chance that the barriers will be open so passengers are not held up any further trying to get out the station

[Whammy @whammylance]

@swiftenburg @TLRailUK @SouthernRailUK Oi. You forget that others exist in this world.

You have a very inbred mind.

[Thameslink @TLRailUK]

@AntreasBaik @nationalrailenq @GatwickExpress @SouthernRailUK Hi there, this is because of the stations that the trains aren't serving. ^Kieran

[Whammy @whammylance]

Another person who forgets there are some stations in between… it’s not just about the long distance travellers… think of the locals doing local trips.

[Andreas Baik @AntreasBaik]

@nationalrailenq @GatwickExpress @SouthernRailUK @TLRailUK What is the point of having replacement buses from Three Bridges to Brighton that takes 1:30 hr when by train takes exactly the same time? There should be coaches that go direct to Brighton only as well.

[Whammy @whammylance]

@BigDeaksy @SouthernRailUK I think the term you were looking for was “running fast”

But then again, buses are anything but regardless of their calling patterns.

Wah wah

[Whammy @whammylance]

@dbvvvvvvv @TLRailUK In that case, fucking drive.

[Sam (Flower Girl) Jennings @flowergirl_lon]

📢 An unstaffed station is an inaccessible station

[Whammy @whammylance]

@PennyLawton6 Shurrrup ye bollox

[Whammy @whammylance]

@darrengrimes Darren, sweetie… when all you can do is mock someone’s attire, you’ve lost x