Chelsea🕸

Brat. All black Everything.

[[kie.ran] @danblackroyd]

🙄 No one is asking you to trade Saturday mornings with your kids. Seth Rogen stated what he and his wife enjoy about their childless life. With zero comparative value judgment to the lives of parents. This is such a reactionary and (funnily enough) childish knee-jerk response.

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[yani @nahihopaaraha]

wake up
yearn

brush my teeth
yearn

shower
yearn

get dressed
yearn

eat
yearn

go home
yearn

go to bed
yearn

[Mukhalifeen E Majlis @shh_ji20]

Stephen Hawking on his way to the Epstein Orgy. #EpsteinIsland #EpsteinClientList #Epstein #StephenHawking #EpsteinList

[Chelsea🕸 @whateverchelsea]

@summisa_ @Xfinity Did they help?

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

men will be like hey I see you’re having a really hard time rn…..but you know what else is hard 😏

[Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited]

Partners at the Marketplace Dr. Starbucks store in New Hampshire MAKE HISTORY by being the first Starbucks cafe in the state to file for a union election!!!

[Chelsea🕸 @whateverchelsea]

How are people on tinder so mean?

[Liam @liamsevenaugust]

oh but i thought-

[Chelsea🕸 @whateverchelsea]

Jared Polis : Grant Clemency or give commutation with time served to Rogel Lazaro Aguilera-Mederos - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/v1UbQafuVZ via @Change

[BILAL SAIF GONDAL @MaulaJatt1997]

Twitter trolling WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook.… 😂

#Serverless #WhatsAppDown #Facebookdown #WhatsApp
#instagramdown #serverdown

[movies & tv shows @itsmovies]

this is the funniest thing to happen since Instagram and Facebook are down

[Steve Cooper @scooperon7]

“Turn yourself in” that’s the message from police in Kingston NH searching for hit and run driver who killed a retired police Sgt who was out for a bike ride #7News

[Chelsea🕸 @whateverchelsea]

@amyschumer your marriage must really suck to have to comment on another clearly happy couples. Leave @johnkrasinski & @emilybluntoffcl alone.

[Chelsea🕸 @whateverchelsea]

@halloweengal happy birthday beautiful!

[Chelsea🕸 @whateverchelsea]

@yovth_ I know it’s not much but Journeys Is hiring. And the bitch that made you quit isn’t there anymore.

[Andrew Bove @AdamMaagoul69]

@BullMoose has fired the entire staff of the Salem location because we disagreed with their decision to end the store's mask mandate in spite of their being a continuing pandemic. People whose lives depend on this job have been abandoned.