Holly Flint

Senior detective. Still need a task list. (she/her)

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

It's 11:30 and the club is skeptical about the decisions you're about to make

[poletic kate @poetickate]

middle aged women love to say, “i went a little out of control for halloween this year”

helen, you went to walmart and bought four pumpkins

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

@swainster_ Happy for u ❤️

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

@emmalee_scott Someone called me out for this the other day and I’ve had nothing to talk about since that day. Also I haven’t forgiven him

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

@clynnec98 10 minutes after rehearsal what a try-hard

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

@clynnec98 WHAT THE HELL can I come over tho

[david @_elvishpresley_]

me: i’m being haunted by the movie grease

therapist: tell me more

me: *screams*

[kk @Katie_Kellly]

do you ever try to explain the concept of UDF to someone and realize just how absurd it sounds to be getting ice cream at a gas station

[autumndaun @autumndaun]

my favorite thing is whenever I tell people I have 5 sisters and no brothers and they say ‘your poor dad !’ because obviously he loves us less because of our gender and he suffers eternally with the burden of having daughters !

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

@4dpmass Mmmmm I get it thank you and this gentlemen

Does he review all candles cuz that is what we need

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

@4dpmass Actually curious what does it smell like? (If you say lucky shamrock I will stop liking your tweets)

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

PSA: the food pyramid has been updated for spooky season. It now looks like this:

/ \
/ \
/pumpkin\
/ Spice \
—-——-
/ anti \
/depressants\
——————
/ Iced Coffee \
-———————

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

@jjxscott So does being at home with your kids all day just not make you tired at all? Sign me up!

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

This is the most me thing that anyone else has ever done

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

@brynn__adams Yo depressed ass is still cute tho

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

@jjxscott I can’t decide between “makes the decisions” and “is miserable and frustrated”

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

@laynee_overall Ugh I hate that room so much

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

@brynn__adams This has been a very validating experience reading this tweet

[Holly Flint @whathe_HEC]

@jjxscott I struggle to reconcile with my past feelings of being attracted to animated characters