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Jaxon Smith-Njigba has been carrying Seattle’s entire offense all season.

Now he’s taking on Sisyphus’s eternal punishment.

#NFL #Seahawks #JSN

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@mynameisGEOFF How else am I supposed to move out of my mom’s basement?

[What If Bagel @whatifbagel]

You've probably seen our videos floating around X.

We're What If Bagel, the creators behind the absurd sports hypotheticals.

This is our official X account.

We'll be posting our original videos here from now on.

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@Patsfan8342 @spacecowboy4567 😭😭😭

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Could Caleb Williams beat Drake Maye for the shift leader position at Subway?

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They said he’s the next MVP…

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Drake Maye had one of the easiest schedules in NFL history.

So we decided to see how he’d perform against 11 folding chairs.

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@42Cyc

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Could Justin Herbert and the Chargers win a football game with a 27-point lead at halftime?

#NFL #Chargers #JustinHerbert

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The Zodiac Killer had evaded investigators for years.

So we gave O.J. Simpson and Aaron Hernandez detective badges.

Things got significantly worse.

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@ItsElex_

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The British tried running press against prime Tyreek Hill in 1775.

Paul Revere might’ve found the greatest messenger of all time.

#nfl

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@PlayerStormy :)

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The Jayson Tatum slander has officially gotten out of hand.

Anyway, here’s him playing Helen Keller in a 1v1.

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@bigsportscasual I think he could

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@HighAsTy Bet

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I’d have at least 105 passing yards if I was playing right now

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Could the Dallas Cowboys beat 50 babies in a playoff game?

We ran the simulation. It went about as well as you’d expect.

#NFL

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@ComatoseCaleb Let’s go 🐻🔥

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@TheConservahero we were slackin 🫠