kushella💓

i don’t want a job i just want paychecks

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

retweeting this because we need more awareness breast cancer is so scary

[jynx @jynxbby]

manifesting a high paying low effort remote job

[🛡️JAWN of Arc ⚔️ @HerbGoddezz]

I only got 3 hrs of sleep cuz I was up watching this fool. Ts the funniest thing I’ve seen I think ever 😂😂😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

me going to bed on an empty stomach bc i was too lazy to cook for myself

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

this guy carried tik tok during quarantine and then he disappeared

[Meghan @BeatIsSoFunny]

@BaileySarian falling out of her chair talking about how low rent was in the 70s is such a mood #MysteryandMurderMonday

[chris @ATR3lDES]

halloween costumes this year are about to go so hard

[blues @blues]

i wanna date someone who still slides up on my stories and calls me cute

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

saying things you “don’t mean” out of anger is a myth. you meant every word you just needed an opportunity to finally say it.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

A different interpretation of the forbidden fruit story: "In Paradise" by Max Švabinský, 1918.

[andrew 2.0 @mrnastynodrama]

This is what stuff should cost:

Can of pop: $1
Coffee (drip): $1.50
Espresso drink: $3.00
Sandwich: $5
Movie ticket: $10
Phone bill: $30
Internet: $30
Rent (with roommates): $400
Rent (alone): $750
House: $150,000

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

shit was jus unnecessary

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

idk who needs to hear this but you can be a good person and still express your frustration. you can be a good person and still lose your patience. you can be a good person and confront an issue assertively. it doesn’t take away from your character. Let your feelings flow we’re all human beings.

[tate @50FirstTates]

i mean i thought it was a good idea

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Your honor my client is no longer in their villain era

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

I know white people don’t like us calling them colonizers but maybe if we just remove the ER and add an A…idk