MK ultra

Half dead outside, All dead inside. ♿

Old millenegro

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@callmephlip Fired before or after making off with the boxes? Lol

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How are you an empath but can't tell I want you to fuck off?

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Where the women at trying to get perceived this summer?

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Y'all better stop calling us old heads but stay loving future who is only a year younger than me. 😂

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I just want to "consensually" ash my blunt in your mouth.

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The male urge to text because she slightly changed her appearance.

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Y'all need to learn the difference between kinks and intrusive thoughts

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@donaldglover is a mfing genius. New episode of Atlanta ALMOST had me feeling sorry for white folks for a split second. Bravo

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I want to turn a Chuck e cheese into a strip club and not change any of the deco. Just gotta win a ton of skee ball to get lapdance.

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Me checking if all her profiles are still private.

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Her yelling over the music - "so are you talking to anyone?"

Me - "Oh for sure! I'm toxic to everyone"

"What"

"What?"

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Self care is cancelled.
Go back to the toxic one that does that thing you like.

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@callmephlip A white lady said it on a sitcom the other day. Can't remember which tho.

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Her - "so what house are you?"
Me - "What?"
"You said you're a potterhead, so which Hogwarts house are you in?"
...
"I said pothead"

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Me - *Buys new Samsung s22 ultra*

iphone tinder chick: "ew green = broke. No thanks"

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Dentist: your teeth are actually pretty big and SUPER hard.

Me: uhh thanks? Sorry?
I dunno how to respond to that

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"I need a Nike pro type hoe" 😂

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Oh euphoria.
Shit would be cringe if it wasn't so damn relatable...

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Oh you tryna be a main side chick huh?