old man and a smart phone

I’m 87 years old. Lived a good life. Granddaughter bought me a smart phone, so just figuring that out.

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

This old bastard is ready for some #livepd #LivePDNation

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

I was starting to doze off during #livepd this evening, but thankfully my wife’s “man snoring” has kept me up. Haha #marriedlife #shehasacold #54yearsmarried

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

I really enjoy officer Oliva and his no bullshit attitude while out on the streets. #livepd #crimefighter

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

I had a question for the fellas in the studio tonight. But I keep forgetting. Trouble with being 87 yrs old. I’m surprised I find my remote daily. #livepd

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

Some good craziness on #livepd last night. #LivePDNation

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

Well I made it to another Friday and that says a lot at 87 years old lol. Another Friday for #livepd #im87

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

My granddaughters favorite is @ChelseaHouska on this #TeenMom2 show. I tend to agree. She seems well put together.

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

I wonder what a #TeenMom show would look when I was a teen in 1942. Haha #TeenMom2

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Didn’t think I’d do it, but my granddaughter has me watching #TeenMom2 again this week. Makes Monday’s a bit more bearable, even though I’m 87 and been retired for 20 years. Haha 🥴

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

This old man missed @iamcardib at the #SuperBowlHalfTimeShow2019 #SuperBowlSunday #SuperBowlLIII

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

I was already a grumpy old man, this #SuperBowl made me even grumpier. Lol #SuperBowlLIII

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

I’m 87. Am I gonna die before a touchdown? #SuperBowl53 #SuperBowlLIII

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

Another great episode of #livepd thanks @TomMorrisJr1 you’re my favorite. Keeping this old man entertained. Hope I can get back to sleep, I had to take a nap at 7 so I could stay up and watch. #im87

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

Thank you for the snack suggestions my #livepd friends. I decided on an apple and peanut butter. I have to glue my teeth back in, but I’m just that hungry. 🥴

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

I’m 87 years old, so as expected I eat supper at 4 pm haha. Well #livepd has kept me up this late for the first time in maybe 35 years, and I’m hungry. What’s a good late night snack for someone who needs fiber 😜🥴#snacks @TomMorrisJr1

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

My granddaughter said you should end the show by saying “on fleek” I have absolutely no idea what that means, but she swears it isn’t bad. Haha I asked if that was a new cuss word. She said, no. Haha #livepd @danabrams

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

I’m seeing this stuff about sneaking in a word on tv @danabrams during #livepd you should say “goodnight everyone” haha #imdumb #im87

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

Just finished last nights #livepd my granddaughter showed me how to record on the tv again and this time I got it to work! Old dog new tricks and all that 🤣😜🥴#im87

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

Whoa. #twitter just informed me that I have 10 followers. Still don’t know what all that means, but thanks to all my #livepd fans for liking my comments. It’s fun.

[old man and a smart phone @whatsthisthing1]

Gotta check and make sure my pace maker is working and in good shape for the upcoming #livepd episode. 🥴#LivePDNation #im87