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[hollie @whattheHOLL]

@meowdg9 I literally thought “broken wrists” weren’t a thing anymore because of how many I saw on cheer!

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

i love to lay down. love it. can’t think of anything better honestly.

[kidversations @kidversations_]

Covid: You can go places now
Gas prices: The fuck you can

[Daniel Funke @dpfunke]

Since Russia invaded Ukraine, out-of-context images and videos have circulated widely across social media platforms. Here are some of the claims my team at @USATODAY has debunked. 🧵

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

love is blind season 2 lit’rally begs the question… is it possible to hate every single person on a reality show at once

[hollie @whattheHOLL]

Is two-day Amazon prime just not a thing anymore?

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

my dad just texted "can you give me a call" so either he wants to say hi or my whole family is dead. could be both

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

had to answer an email… on this week, of all weeks. i could have been killed

[bbqueen @ngocbbuii]

they should invent a pandemic that ends

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the last week of the year primal urge to buy a new notebook and pens

[hollie @whattheHOLL]

It’s 12:35am and I just purchased a takingcarababies ebook, incase you were wondering how I’m doing 🥲🥱

[𝑆ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑎 𝑀𝑎𝑚𝑎 💕 @slimfineMF]

Being grown is just bills, cleaning the kitchen everyday, and always having to go to the damn store. 😒

[Dona Juanita @MafiosoRo]

What’s a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? Mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs.

[Mr. X-tra Bikes @xworker_1950]

I’ve been married to the same woman for 52 yrs 7 mos. I just learned that I don’t hang my hand towel in the bathroom correctly.

[hollie @whattheHOLL]

You know what’s literally impossible? Being a working mom and primary parent and having a sick child and making sure no one is mad at you 🙃 I hate it here.

[Beth Booker @itsbethbooker]

The millennial generation really used to walk 15 blocks to a party without a GPS on their phone, carrying a digital camera, wearing no coats and just a backless Charlotte Russe tank top because we didn’t have iPhones, ride shares, or morals.

You can’t tell us NOTHING.