esa perra (she/her)

i am never serious…EVER • #BlackLivesMatter • she/her • raging feminist/leftist

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

The dad said “pick that shxt up” and he did lmao.. I know mom meant well, but this is EXACTLY how weaponized incompetence starts

[✩ @flight37video]

the outfit threw me i thought this was The Deep for a second

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

there’s not gonna be a 2276 you stupid slut

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

It’s this or the King’s Hand

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

not to get political, but America is real pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and i think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

[drew @torturedrewdept]

let's post that instagram dump now mama .@taylorswift13

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

Unironically this is twitter

[fa⁷⋆.⸆⸉ is seeing bts @folkwithluv]

i once believed love would be black and white BUT 😭 IT’S 😭 GOLDEN 😭 LIKE 😭 DAYLIGHT 😭

[amanda⸆⸉ 💍 @swiftsvrse]

and it'll get worse when that "taylor swift just shared a post" notification comes

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

me pretending not to care about taylor’s wedding photos so we get it faster

[caio* @mclr4n]

give me the blues and then purple-pink skies 😭😭😭😭

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

i can’t get over how insane this is in hindsight. karma really is the breeze in her hair on the weekend… and the guy on the chiefs….. it’s a love story baby just say YES

[Antara ☁️ @AntaraC]

how poetic that a songwriter's own lyrics led her to find love... if Taylor had never mentioned friendship bracelets in YOYOK then Travis wouldn't have mentioned wanting to give her one and she would've never known he wanted to meet her... her own words changed the prophecy

[blue @bluewmist]

telling your brain "i know you don't wanna do the thing and it'll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it'll be fine" is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness lol

[Sabrina ☁️✨ @showgirlsabz]

and MSG was covered up with some tent like thing