John Jupiter

I like Publix chicken tenders,
New gun smell, lifting heavy things and Thursdays. ( they pump the jobsite shitters on Thursday!)

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

I'm embarrassed for people who use, and more so, misuse the term, "Jumping the Shark."

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@scru2luse I say, you go down the gravel road until it turns to red mud, or dust, depending on the season! Turn right at the General Store, then your second left is Elm! Or it might be Maple. No matter, you got good directions!

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@dustyslay @frozenaesthetic ... and mixed with Miracle Whip, sweet pickle relish, onion powder and black pepper!
~ Tuna Fish

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@bobbybonesshow Why is Amy so quick to always blame the man?
Whatever, she is the common denominator.
Not being hateful, it just comes across as Misandry.
( Google it)

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@LarrysTwin99 The same people that remind you it's Monday.

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@bobbybonesshow That sounds like an Amy joke.

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

I'll consider seeing anything that is, "Only Shown In Theaters!"

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@scru2luse That's terrible, not even sure I understand it, but I love it!

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@yeoldwalrus And an ashtray.

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@Camel_Crushin That is exactly as correct, sir! However, we had plenty of clean cocaine to distract us. God, I miss the '80s and '90s!

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@PapJohnsPizza
Charlotte Pike store is knocking it out of the park tonight in Nashville!
Yeah, yeah, we'll go get a steak tomorrow night!

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@BestNashTransit @toddstarnes That's true, but you got to put them in a diaper.

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

It's not bloody likely, because none of the people in the office want to come out here and do what I do. But if they do decide to fire me, I want to be fired by a Barbershop quartet, just like the commercial.
~ love that barbershop quartet sound, man!

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@BestNashTransit I think it is titled,
..."Die Grundsteuer!"

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@bobbybonesshow @webgirlmorgan This is an awesome fact, Morgan!
I love fun facts!

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@bobbybonesshow @webgirlmorgan Sorry, Morgan.

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@bobbybonesshow @webgirlmorgan Yeah, duh.
Guess what else you can't hear in the vacuum of space?
ANYTHING!

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@Camel_Crushin TOO SWEET! ...Sonny!

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

Memphis wants to secede from the state.
no. please. don't.
Democrats have the brains of newborns, or squirrels. Sorry squirrels, maybe I should have said chipmunks. Arkansas may take you. But I doubt it, and you damn sure ain't getting a dowry from Tennessee!

[John Jupiter @wheathouse]

@lsferguson Quarantine transcontinental Flyers!
~ A perfectly legitimate request.