@DGlaucomflecken My grandfather’s best friend, Mortimer(a donkey), bit off the top half of his ear. Instead of going to his doctor ( who was also the milkman) to have it sewn back on, he walked around the rest of his life with half a ear and crooked glasses
All the stupid, daring, dangerous adventures I dreamed about as a child were quietly packed away and stored on a closet shelf once my son was born. Because being a father is by far the most daring adventure I’ve ever been on, and I dont want to miss a second of it.