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[jp @wheffrey]

Yall…. This cop working NYC Pride. I need him.

[Jeremiyahhh @Jeremiyahhh]

If you in NY this weekend you gay

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by David Ostow.

[Covie @covie_93]

How are they still in a fight right now to save the Republic when they have unilateral control of the federal government for nearly two years now and did nothing except give billionaires another tax cut, kick poor people off healthcare and take food from hunger kids????

[jp @wheffrey]

This is what we should’ve been feeling the entire time with Kamala

[Definitely Not Al Gore ��🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Can you even imagine if Cuomo had won

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

how is socialism bad when everyone in new york seems to be having a much better time than everyone else

[jp @wheffrey]

There’s no better high in life right now than living in New York City on its new revival of being THE place to be.

[jp @wheffrey]

@PjFee Holy fuck

[. @669o0]

in new york you gotta leave the house with a change of clothes and a bikini in ur bag every time just in case. even if you’re just going to grab a coffee .. you never know where the day will take you

[. @rimbaldingo]

j ai appris à mon ex à utiliser des baguettes et aujourd hui elle est en lune de miel au japon parfois on plante un arbre sans penser qu un autre va manger les fruits

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[jp @wheffrey]

Get Madonna off the grid. She’s taking up valuable real estate.

[matt @ruffledsavior]

i hate gay sex that's why i finish as quickly as possible when i have it

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I think Dr Pepper is a Gynecologist

[n_____l @nlicalzi]

i don’t even care about basketball but i DO care about new york supremacy fuck your joke city fuck cars eat shit

[Jimmy @jimmmyro]

Oh your team won and you got your dick sucked and you have a beautiful apartment oh that’s awesome

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

sex is cool but have you ever had gay sex

[jp @wheffrey]

@AndrewNotDrew7 Copyright infringement!!!!

[Joe @electionsjoe]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGELS JEWISH
MY JUNE IS PRIDE
KNICKS IN FIVE