K. Gogan

prob not rly loling #LGM unapologetically NJ AF bb

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

So KG what were you up to in 2005? Me:not much had a radio show and tried to fig out love spells to get Spencer Krug to fall in luv w/me lol

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

Few things are as humbling as checking your reflection in your cars rear view mirror #woof #backup

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

Well I’ve never been kept awake by a wild uncontrollable eye twitch so tonight should be a fun new first for me!!! #why

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

Let’s all give it up for my neighbors who have to spend 80% of their indoor existence listening to the theme from The Office or Roseanne coming from my apt wow whatta bunch of champs

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

Started playing difficult level Vegas solitaire again and a gate that has been closed for years is wide open bb #howispentmyhighschoolyears #imsogood #smooth #difficultlvlonlyBB

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

Whenever I read “1 clove of garlic” in a recipe my immediate response is “lol yah ok sure”

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

@michaelbritten Haha it wasn’t there! I checked that. But whatever it’s all for the best-only true tweets from now on...

[John Lurie @lurie_john]

Hit the road Jack
and don't chou come back
NO MOORE NO MOORE NO MOORE NO MOORE!!!!!

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

Thank you ALABAMA!!

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

I got a new phone and updated the Twitter app and can’t find where any of my old draft tweets are and I HAVE NEVER FELT OLDER IN MY LIFE

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Matt Lauer lost his job.
Charlie Rose lost his job.
Mark Halperin lost his job.
Glenn Thrush lost his job.
Billy Bush lost his job.
Harvey Weinstein lost his job.
Kevin Spacey lost his job.
But in politics...
Conyers still in Congress.
Moore still running.
Trump still President.

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

Perhaps the most conflicting relationship I've ever had is with the television show "Friends"

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

I just ate a whole bag of frozen peas with a packet of hollandaise sauce. This has nothing to do with Thanksgiving and is not rare.

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

@JeffSchroeck whoaaaa

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

I'm so fucking tired I sat on my couch not moving for 25 minutes before I noticed The Fast and the Furious was on

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

@RTTPresents this was a gamble bc my ancient phone has 0 memory

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

I just liked a cartoon picture of a Vintage seltzer can on Instagram. And I REALLY liked it lol

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

Deactivating your Facebook is super easy when you never go on Facebook and also you hate Facebook #mybiography #byeFacebook

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

Christmas Day in1996 I went w/my family to see the movie "Michael" and to this day remains for me one of the strangest movies I've ever seen

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

Guess I'll just have two perfect seasons of #VicePrincipals to watch for the rest of my life #3moreseasons #ineedmore

[K. Gogan @whenirissleeps]

In on a Sat night watching eps of Ab Fab. If my 17 y/o self could see me now she'd probably say "oh ok so we're still doing that?"#AbFab