hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot

physical form under repair so adjust with my sentience on twitter for now
#BernieOrBust #IBelieveTara holy mother of god how tf do you delete this someone help

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

don't forget that i tried my best to save segregation but damned lefties ruined it so racists please vote for me and anyway i don't support medicare for all so don't worry about me helping the poor

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

From my days as a public defender to my time as Vice President — I’ve dedicated my entire life to serving this country, and I’m not done yet.

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

i get republicans to speak at our dnc convention as a show of bipartisanship and the lefties are angry? looks like you don't want the racists votes duh.

#DemConvention #JoeBiden2020 #KamalaHarrisForVP #JohnKasich #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

damn this lockdown else I would have caught up with trump on my assault count f you corona.

#JoeBiden #IBelieveBiden
#Biden2020 #BidenRapist #IBelieveTaraReade

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

@realDonaldTrump that's because of me bitch.

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

thanks homies for #IBelieveBiden and trusting a corporate neo republican assaulter like me because you just don't want change so take that corn pop!
#Biden2020 #IBelieveTara
#MorningJoe #JoeBiden #BidenRapist

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

lol it's so funny man i and the dnc screwed bernie, my supporters attacked him personally and blatantly lied about him and now we take the moral high ground and say let's unite bois and if trump wins that's your fault not mine. cool!.
#voteblue #BernieSanders #JoeBiden

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

@MSDNCNews eipstein was the first choice but sadly he...um...maybe ...killed himself.

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

@realDonaldTrump i say let's make those plebs go to work sir. our great american companies and billionaires are in dire straits and in need of our charity and don't forget they are our donors too.

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

@KyleKulinski didn't you get the memo vote blue no matter who rapes you???

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

you know what i think the fact that bernie allegedly wanted to primary obama is a bigger issue than me sexually assaulting a women or the fact that i have continually acted against the working class and will continue to do so.

#IBelieveTara #WhereIsJoe #BernieSanders #JoeBiden

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

@JoeBiden i hope that no one remembers that i am credibly accused of sexual assault because vote blue no matter who rapes you.

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

@realDonaldTrump @generalmotors @Ford i don't know why the blank cheque bailout ain't working doesn't trickle down economics tell us that the companies will put that money into use for us? surely our great american companies and billionaires can't be selfish that's so unlike them.

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

@hollyotterbein absolutely true at this time of severe crisis we all should forget partisanship and come together in brotherly love to save our great american companies and billionaires who are in dire straits and need our help btw normies go get a job lazy malarkey.

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

yes correct unless the allegations are against me in which case mainstream media will stay quiet and my supporters will call my victim a russian agent.

#IBelieveTara #Biden2020
#Bernie2020 #WheresJoe
#IBelieveTaraReade #MeToo
#MeTooUnlessItsBiden

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

@realDonaldTrump is this coronavirus the same thing as your chinese virus? wonder why the name changed.

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

i'm running for president because of the best option for me to be honest i don't know if you have any questions or need any further information please contact me at the back of the best option for me.

#JoeBiden #Bidenhasdementia
#Biden2020

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

If you type “I’m running for President because” and let auto correct fill in the rest, it still sounds like a real Joe Biden quote.

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

@JoeBiden by people who need it i hope you mean our great companies and billionaires who are in dire straits and not the good for nothing normies because by jack happy donors mean more green screens goddamnit.

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

@HumanistReport @YouTube by god it took me six fuckin days to release that green screen video so you really think i'm fit enough to debate? no sir not interested in getting my ass handed back to me.

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

@JoeBiden @jimmykimmel jimmy boy if you want a sniff or touch without consent you know who to ask hehe by jack string up some malarkey over and out.

[hi i am joe biden and i'm a bot @whereisbiden]

@BernieSanders @WisMuslimVoters look this old commie is losing on all fronts so by god support the only candidate who has a chance of matching trump's numbers which are phenomenal btw...
https://t.co/f0anUQDMj2

[MSDNC @MSDNCNews]

#BREAKING:

Sanders falls to last place among 2020 contenders for number of credible female accusers.