Jed

[Jed @whereisjed]

https://t.co/cgs8phDLZR

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

A point on the board and we know what that means...

[Jed @whereisjed]

16 duh

[Fan Mazi Tuunde @KingTunde_SZN]

How many holes are in the shirt?

No one has been able to get this correctly

[Deport Foreign Criminals @peterstopcrime]

Unbelievable!

She said “ He (a total stranger Cousin Fucker) dragged her out of McDonald’s and Raped Her”

When the Police traced him through CCTV he said “ I don’t know Her, I’ve never met Her, I’ve never had sex with Her!”

The Police said, “We Found Your Sperm inside Her!”

He said “ Ah, Yes, I remember now, She begged Me for Sex and after I said I wouldn’t see Her again, She cried Rape!”

Shit Barristers regularly lose unloseable cases

NOT GUILTY

Ali Mahamud was identified on CCTV footage and when questioned by police he denied it was him or that he had any sexual contact with anyone that night.

The alleyway off Link Lane was sealed off by police following the allegation
But after he was later told his DNA was on swabs from the woman, he claimed she had consented to intercourse.

[annie @_annieversary]

how the hell is @TfL allowing ads like this one?... its repugnant, imagine encouraging people to go to heathrow

[Louis Dunford @LouisDunford]

North London Forever

And ever…

And ever…

❤️

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

This speech 🙌

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

COYG 💥

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

we love you @arsenal, we do 🏆

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

Congratulations @Arsenal, on winning the Premier League! 🏆

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

The perfect anagram doesn't exi...

M I K E L A R T E T A

🔄

𝐀 𝐓 𝐈 𝐓 𝐋 𝐄 𝐌 𝐀 𝐊 𝐄 𝐑

[Premier League @premierleague]

North London forever 🎇

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

22 long years for the Arsenal.

But finally, we’re back where we belong.

Champions!

[Jurrien Timber @JurrienTimber]

How good is god man

[AfcVIP⁴⁹ @VipArsenal]

Bournemouth's Andoni Iraola:

"I have to congratulate Mikel and also Arsenal... I'm very happy for them." [BeIN]

[Hayters TV @HaytersTV]

Andoni Iraola’s brilliant words for great friend Mikel Arteta, as he awaits his deserved bottle of champagne 😂🍾

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

When the presentation is this entertaining, it doesn't matter if you think you know how its done. This guy puts on a good show.