Michael

he/him
The Bad Football Club

[Michael @wheresmemind]

Switzerland and Colombia both lost shootouts to England in the last decade so I fully expect these to be truly awful penalties

[Michael @wheresmemind]

seriously mate no joking please just don't tweet about football not suited to u pal your crap no hard feelings just not worked out

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Either the rule is mild contact is to be expected and so Egypt’s goal is valid and this is not a penalty OR all contact leads to a foul, in which case this is a penalty and Egypt’s goal was invalid.

The rule can’t be “a foul is whatever fills Gianni Infantino’s pockets more”

[Michael @wheresmemind]

@tinscognito__ France

[Michael @wheresmemind]

Wow wow wow wow

[Michael @wheresmemind]

just get rid of var already

[Michael @wheresmemind]

AFTER REVIEW NUMBER SEVEN PORTUGAL COVER HIS TEARS DECISION IS RETIRE

[Michael @wheresmemind]

show Portugal number seven crying RIGHT NOW

[Michael @wheresmemind]

Harry Kane has been possessed by Darren Cann's voice here

[Michael @wheresmemind]

Dan Burn Legend

[Michael @wheresmemind]

honorary the lads for that performance

[Michael @wheresmemind]

oh well, we'll always have the two goals from Bellingham

[Michael @wheresmemind]

every Brazil sub here has been a disaster

[Michael @wheresmemind]

wow he leathered that

[Michael @wheresmemind]

Gabriel on his bum as usual

[Michael @wheresmemind]

“ask Cape Verde how’d fair play worked for them vs Argentina”
much better than this horseplay from Paraguay did for them

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Just as an explainer: Paraguayans would tell you there is no such thing as a fair match between Paraguay and France in a World Cup (“ask Cape Verde how’d fair play worked for them vs Argentina”) and so winning “by any means necessary” is the only way to even the field

[Michael @wheresmemind]

Canada here

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

So that's it after 20 years- so long, good luck?

I don't recall saying "good luck."

#Simpsons

[Michael @wheresmemind]

Very poor from Canada and how pathetic to play like this on their big national holiday.

[Michael @wheresmemind]

Yellow card for spelling Kyle with a C

[Michael @wheresmemind]

WHAT

[Michael @wheresmemind]

Subbed on and stunk it out well done Mate