greydawg

BLM. Stantwt gay meme shitposting account. //

I'm 21+, disabled transmasc genderfluid, I use all pronouns 🇬🇧🇫🇷🏳️‍🌈 //

I'm 10,000 bees in a hoodie.

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

Helllloooooooo

[Lusty Lich Skeletor ™️ @scroletor]

Sleepy boi club

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

Bc Kenny g plays saxophone
It's a pun
Fml

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

RIP to the time I sent an attorney a message about a client and I got a few letters wrong and autocorrect accidentally called the client "Kenny G" and then I made the joke "oops I meant REDACTEDNAME haha guess I got sax on the brain" and she never responded

Rip

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

Me after leaving school

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

lol

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

"Those man titty things that are hard and disappointing, what are those called"

"pecs?"

"OH yeah"

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

@moonlarking Brand new sentances

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legends fade to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

Somebody tell me not to text her "my therapist thinks you don't love yourself"

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

She got a cute doormat with rainbow that says "everyone is welcome here" and said that's our compromise which yeah I guess, I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't push it until we own a home or are renting a place in my name

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

Ok yall opinion time. I have flown a pride flag outside of every place I have lived / couch surfed / squatted in, ever since I left home / was kicked out. My gf grew up with a gay mom and doesn't want to put up a pride flag. I dont understand why. Should I push it or no?

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

Technically the place is in her name. Also our city does not have protections from eviction for being gay.

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

That time I was sweating in line at the college cafeteria while the server girlie asked me if I wanted polenta, saw my quiet panic, and whispered "it's bougie grits" thank you miss ma'am wherever you are 🙏

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

The quote tweets on this are gold

[⭑🕸🧪✘CHLEP✘🧪🕸๋࣭ ⭑ @chaldkicker]

Draw your ship using Hot Yaoi Base

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

If orcas sink my boat then that's on me that's my bad and I deserved that.

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

Yall I am done with this pos platform

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

Man twitter is a steaming pile of shit rn. Gonna have to switch to something else. Tumblr? Idk

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

Watching this ant man quantum movie. It's like star wars but worse

[greydawg @wherewolfbitten]

Just watched the movie Mother on Netflix. The most unrealistic thing about that movie was the rural Alaskan clerk questioning anybody about buying massive amounts of ammo. People up here in Alaska be buying ammo like their mother's village was already lost to the zombie plague.