chance

welcome to the shit show

[chance @whetto13]

Yeah, it’s Antonio Gates and it’s not even close.

[Matt Couture @MattCouture5]

Yeah, it’s Rob Gronkowski and it’s not even close

[Jaret Lundberg @IceTitan80]

Not trying to start a fight but... I actually like not having the price of my TV provider increase 137% since I first got it.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

before we give military aid to a country we should make their leaders wear a cowboy hat and touch the wall of a bass pro shops

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Liam Neeson has made a PSA to get people to see ‘THE NAKED GUN’ to save theatrical comedies.

“For the price of one movie ticket, you can help rescue a comedy and, in the process, get to share a smile and a laugh”

(Source: @Fandango)

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Trump says Israel and Iran "don’t know what the f*ck they're doing."

[The Padfathers @PadFathers619]

Sean Reynolds is a dawg.

[Amity @amitylee13]

Yes, he said it.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨BREAKING: Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna just filed a bill to codify President Trump’s executive order cutting prescription drug prices.
https://t.co/fv64JOzdBu

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

Allstate's CEO is cashing in $26 MILLION a year—but the company can't “afford” to pay out their customers' claims . . .

Allow me to translate: Policyholders get screwed, and Allstate's C-Suite gets rewarded

[chance @whetto13]

SHES SO FUCKING PERFECT. ILL FIGHT HER BF

[Padre McPadre @Zynx42]

Give yourself a hand @Padres and all Padres fans: (from Reddit)

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

“so looking at it bro, we got to go ahead and get it to at least 10,000”

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

I don't think people realize how incredible it is that a movie rendered in nearly real-time in free software on a single computer just won the Oscar for best animated film. If there was ever any proof you don't need AI, this is it.

[Padres Nation @NationPadres]

Manny Machado’s first pitch seen of 2025:

[Zach Hazard 🪨 @zach_hazard]

I hate that GameStop made a tweet that reminded me of how things used to be better.

[@amuse @amuse]

@the_fed_23 Boom!