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”I identify as both non-binary and pansexual, which are two very fancy ways of saying I don’t care.” -Lachlan Watson

[ONE PIECE @OnePieceAnime]

🫡

[clare @sadderlizards]

if i were a haunted doll in the trinket section of a thrift store would you take me home

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

and she wants a black bean Crunchwrap and a spicy potato taco

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

he didn’t like smells,
and i was fucking farting

[Hoso 호소 @hosoterratoma]

me and the divas at olive garden

[hasanbabi @nothasanabi]

NICO ROBIN IS BEST GIRL

[q @whickedchild]

@nothasanabi please put it back

[q @whickedchild]

I will never understand why choosing a career means someone knows what they’re doing with their life. What about the rest of your life?

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and has an ass that won't quit

[q @whickedchild]

I don’t think I’ll ever stop being obsessed with @JordanPeele and his work. The only time I pay to watch movies anymore, and Nope was absolutely worth it.

[milk @milkinhisbag]

everybody has an uncle mike

[Ellise @httpxellise]

Nobody deserve to fall asleep at night wondering why they weren't enough

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

This summer wasn’t very Slide by Calvin Harris (feat. Frank Ocean and Migos) if you ask me

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

me:

the pirate i kicked in the crotch:

[DOROTHY @itsdorothysucka]

Stay sweet when the world is sour 🍰

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

no one:

me tryna vent: idk it’s just idk dude idk

[q @whickedchild]

I need @Toyota to bring back #masqueunauto so I can name my new car lol

[q @whickedchild]

@NikkiD1016 Pretty solid tradition if you ask me lol. I’ll need to make a crying birthday playlist for next year 😂

[q @whickedchild]

Nothing like being forgotten on your birthday 🎉