KAMCHATKAN WIZARD

natural aristocrat and emperor of the multiverse. livin my life w my travel cactus (^ᗺ

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monarchist propaganda coast to coast

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friendly reminder that it's moral and cool to kill commies

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@KawaiiKraken north is wheat and dumplings, south is rice and IVs of pure capsaicin

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bingoboard cabbagepatch looks like voldemort

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...does uber really not give prices before you order? i'm not seeing it if they do. not really inclined to buy something at an unknown price

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Ah yes, the Holiday Season, the season of joy and family and boomers throwing screaming temper tantrums because they forgot to eat breakfast

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For Unto Us A Child Is Bort

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A New Hobe
Redurn of the Cheti
The Embire Sdriges Pag

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sdar whars

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mrangby chromsbup

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@blue_traveler the physical grandeur of a city whose buildings are made entirely of columns

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eternal ngorsruts of mtrawsar, yuri irsenovich nyitdeng krəm

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are people searching twitter for jokes they're about to make so they can RT them if they've already been made or

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two of my old-ass tweets got RTed out of nowhere by people i don't recognize

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@MarquisOSnarkie some ~advice column~

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also this is so unlikely that there's a decent chance the advice column people wrote it themselves. toward what ends, i wonder

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"My husband's family have disowned me after a blindfolded threesome gave me a black baby" kill your husband, the baby, and yourself. hth

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@nihilsupernum @davidgerard get a better straight suit imo. (mine is larping as a serious apolitical prot; somehow I can do it convincingly)

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck degeneracy

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cmon brörte what would the mongols have said @caseysuperstar