Sam Whipple

hi anna

[Micah Farrar @_mFarrar]

*opens first page of the exam*

[Sam Whipple @whipple_sam]

Pete’s coffee

[noho hank @meowganpurerri]

me when I hear a song that is in Shrek: "Hey this song is in Shrek"

[#Raymond.IV @leakmydemos]

how u name a baby paul

[Sam Whipple @whipple_sam]

ya know when you see a spider and it disappears, and you can’t relax because you don’t know where it went? THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE.

[Sam Whipple @whipple_sam]

i was babysitting for this family the other day and the kids and i found a HUGE cockroach in the house. fast forward to today, and i’m babysitting for them again. i got here and asked the mom if they killed the cockroach and SHE SAID NO, IT’S STILL AROUND SOMEWHERE 😱

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

cashier: thank you for shopping with us

me: you too

me:

[riley 🚀 @riley_hp]

Me: and this is my house
Friend: what’s upstairs
Me: stairs don’t talk

[Sam Whipple @whipple_sam]

@callmemadeline i love fall ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you’ve never experienced a mid-western fall!!

[Andrew Waters @andrewwaters78]

One of my favorite videos of all time. Rest In Peace Mac Miller.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

KoolAid and Frozen Pizza

[Sam Whipple @whipple_sam]

rest in peace mac miller 😭😭😭

[Son Kobe @IMSONKOBE]

Thank you for giving us so much good music. You were my favorite musician. Your albums had a huge impact on my life. It’s because of you I have such a love for music. Heaven got a real one. Rest in Paradise Mac

[Complex @Complex]

RIP Mac Miller 🙏 https://t.co/frrnEbDE8R

[Sam Whipple @whipple_sam]

@Apple it’s 2018 and we still can’t leave facetime messages???