Desiree Graham

Web practitioner. Travel junkie. Alcohol fan. Incurable bacon fanatic. Award-winning food fanatic. Gamer. Hardcore pop culture specialist.

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Couple Replaces Alcohol With 'Marry-Juana' At Their Wedding http://t.co/9Jp5qkS12J

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The 10 Best Positions for Having Sex in a Car http://t.co/VbZfGOHvQv

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You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus.

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I'm never going bungee jumping. I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.

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Thank God People Saved These Snapchats http://t.co/fbU9XdlWcm

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I like to follow up a compliment with a threat. For example, 'Nice shirt! I'll fight you for it.'

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Love is the MOST powerful of ANY emotion and the only one of which you have absolutely NO control.

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When I see somebody get on one knee tying their shoe in public I get in front of them, happy cry, and say 'Oh my GOD, I will, YES-YESS!'

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Gross Incest Mom At It Again: WOW! http://t.co/4F7qIPDyn8

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Do people really expect to have a satisfying experience on a website that ends with ".gov"?

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How long do I let someone clear their throat before I reach in and do it myself?

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I haven't seen an Ice Bucket Challenge video in about a week. Did we cure ALS?

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Sharks kill about 5 people yearly, vending machines kill 23. Do I really want that bag of Doritos? Hmmm...

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She Goes To Prom With The Star Athlete. But When They Arrive? Students Do The Unthinka... http://t.co/fm3xbEiGHd

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"The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress." - Charles F. Kettering

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A picture is worth three, maybe four words tops.

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If your a kid and want to become cooler, heres a tip. Start smoking cigarette's. You can thank me later.

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15 WTF Girls Caught In Public Doing Crazy Things!! http://t.co/6uAr6eN8ye

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"You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep." -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow

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OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut