Tyler 🤮

a medium spaghetti

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

IT IS ACTUALLY VERY EASY TO DEAL WITH CRITICISM. I SIMPLY RESPOND TO EVERY NEGATIVE COMMENT WITH A THREAT OF SUICIDE

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“AI will replace you” I’d like to see AI turn a small inconvenience into a huge panic attack.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[yeva ⋆ ° ꩜.ᐟ @ifartgIitter]

me haaveing a good time but i remember im fat and ugly

[Tyler 🤮 @whiskey_memory]

@MeganDawn17 @inakirincon SHES SIMPLY THE BEST 😭

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

[Tyler 🤮 @whiskey_memory]

@MeganDawn17 @SpyroUniverse me in my house doing this until spring

[angie @sweetangelette]

i always knew i wanted to be a useless failure since i was 9 years old

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

i hate it when i cross the street and no car hits me

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I don't care about love or career success or having sex I only care about the Nintendo Gamecube

[❀ @deallium]

one of my favorite things about being alive is that sometimes i’ll meet a cat

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When someone who's not my manager tries to tell me what to do at work

[Tyler 🤮 @whiskey_memory]

@MrPopOfficial what a day @MeganDawn17

[Tyler 🤮 @whiskey_memory]

@waybackintimes @MeganDawn17 too soon

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just because I can't sing doesn't mean I won't sing

[AK @sunsetmusk]

“omg u let ur cat on the counter” i would let my cat shoot u if she wanted

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I hate looking for a job and getting a job and starting a job and having a job

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

my talents include having a panic attack, being nervous, being scared, and also being afraid

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Sorry my bad - when i said 'let's pick this back up in the new year,' I meant 'let's never speak of this again.' Should've been more clear