Whitney Garrett

[Seattle Bride @SeattleBrideMag]

The Circlet French Braid is one style guaranteed to look polished all day. How-to Guide: http://t.co/LBXU6Npuey

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Hoping for good things with Electrify Africa. Here's looking at you @PattyMurray

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Infographic: 2005 Hurricane katrina aid https://t.co/9Mec536HV8 via @infogram

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Whitney's Charitable Life http://t.co/gc4fYwH2Rw. Help me be charitable!

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http://t.co/3V2DcUlaxl I loved working on this article with a great writer!

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@ariel_brons is my favorite friend from the mitten! Wish you were here.

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I brandish the red pen like a sword
every new page a path unexplored
your work is my drawing board
perfect diction my only reward

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I woke up in Yokohama,
On a majestic llama,
I scrawled a quick note,
But made a misquote,
With the improper use of the comma.

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We only spoke in queries,
Widows and orphans left alone,
She said I never used near enough commas to get my point across.

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He was convinced the dish of love would yield enough servings to fill my heart.
-There is no thyme, he cried.
-No, there is no time. I said.

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@philipbjorge because I'm slowest at this one.

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@philipbjorge your*

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@philipbjorge all right, Mr. Microsoft. I'm sure you are.

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@philipbjorge colloquialisms become truths. Man is the measure.

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@philipbjorge How is talking to the dead coming along for you? http://t.co/sP4i6YwkuZ

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@whiskeyg0lf liquor, you dummy.

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Let them each cake!...and get high! Why can't Seattle liquior joints serve joints? Read what Seattle PI has to say: http://t.co/xvSw4uo9qj