mr. t.

Now is the time to think of something clever.

[God @OmgMeDamnit]

I only reveal Myself to stoners, schizophrenics and conservative Republicans.

[mr. t. @Whiskeyrob]

A whiskey is like a women. Has a bite, is smooth, and is served best with someone who knows what they are doing.

[The Chemist @68Cly29]

You can never turn a devil into an angel, no matter how much of your soul that you give her.

[mr. t. @Whiskeyrob]

Today's morning goal setting - blow up career and find a drink....

[Sophie2078 @Sophie2078]

Can't. Busy falling in love and having my heart broken.

[Kenny G @kennyg]

My hands are for one thing only: playing sax

[Emma @NotYourEmma1]

If you could read my mind I am pretty sure you would be traumatized, or aroused, or both.

[Bubbles n' Booze @BubblesnBooze]

I'm not crazy, I'm irrationally dedicated.

[El Cazador @Drumnurse]

Let it hurt. Let it heal. Let it go. You'll come out stronger in the end. I promise✌🏼️

[mr. t. @Whiskeyrob]

Happ Thanksgiving!!!

[mr. t. @Whiskeyrob]

@G_isforGinger some things don't come out in the shower.

[mr. t. @Whiskeyrob]

@G_isforGinger Is that you Mom?!?

[mr. t. @Whiskeyrob]

Bloody Mary's are really just a way to feed alcoholics.

[Mandy Arthur @MandyDArthur]

Success is rare, not because talent is uncommon, but because commitment is. #facts

[mr. t. @Whiskeyrob]

I'm reminded of this this morning.

[mr. t. @Whiskeyrob]

You know it's Friday night when you will out the silk PJ's.

[mr. t. @Whiskeyrob]

Money might have Hepatitis C on it. Hep C is contagious. Ergo money is contagious. And now you have Hep C. Thanks money.