Emma

Well that explains a lot

[Emma @NotYourEmma1]

I must have seized the wrong day.

[Trophy Knife @sarah1mc]

I blame your mothers.

[Sheila @Sheila_Mac420]

Being weird never goes out of style.

[Emma @NotYourEmma1]

@AwfulButGreat Mesmerizing but is it necessary?

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

IF I HAVE TO COME UP WITH ONE MORE PASSWORD, IT WILL HAVE NAUGHTY WORDS

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

What wine pairs best with year three of an existential crisis?

[clare @sadderlizards]

i have a terrarium that is the perfect place for a little creature like you

[Jacob Morningside @The_XMas_Fart]

I’ve never worn a shirt that didn’t highlight the ingredients of my sandwich.

[phone home @summers_sonny]

The tricky part is only using your crazy as directed. You can always make more.

[Gabby Hayes @RealGabbyHayes]

Life is unfair. Like a clown. Only more unfair than that.

[Jason Hendricks @OldandToothless]

here among the sinners we have a saying, baby

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

Everything I've learned about kale has been against my will.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I can't control my laughter right now. 🤣

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

It’s always men who look like a thumb that say shit like, “she’s mid, bro.”

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

If the rapture is tomorrow, just know that I was quite fond of about 3 of you.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

@SykesCharlie Remember, the Holocaust didn’t start with gas chambers.

It started with politicians dividing the people with “us vs. them”.

It started with intolerance and hate speech.

It started when people stopped caring, became desensitized, and turned a blind eye.

Remember.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

@RepMTG If they put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards.

[Emma @NotYourEmma1]

@OhHowByronic 🤣

[Emma @NotYourEmma1]

@OhHowByronic So youthful!

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

You'll never be as free as when they call you freak