Whiskey_Corin

The universe is riding off with you

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[Christin @hexprax]

Odysseus returns to Ithaca

[Spike @spikesguides]

This one and nothing else is even close

[Noah Alberts @SwisherYard]

@wiggakingIV @CaudilloXIV A24 would like to give you a few million dollars

[Jordan DeVries🔜Rebel Scum Con @theastralj]

computer, show me how to shush loud people at the movie theater without spiking my adrenaline and ruining the rest of my time there

[chloe @yandhiisntreal]

yo but if there's a son of baconator that means... the baconator...

my man 😂🤝

[geo @shadoweave1]

I'd shove my dick in a bear trap if it had winged eyeliner

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

a palantir drone just crashed through my bathroom window and took an hd picture of my micropenis before flying away

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Grown ass man having love in his heart

[mayo @ButtTonguer]

I would nut in this so much it’d be able to stand up on it’s own

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

Imma open up a black version of Five Guys & call it "A Few Niggas"

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Doing an activity once and immediately buying $500 of gear for it

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[Tiger Lily’s Ghost @tigerlilysghost]

You have a “Coexist” sticker dude I’m not letting you merge

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

remember that brief two year period where younger millennials/elder gen-Zers thought they could actually get away with looking like this and having a quirk chungus personality before their social stock value got fullstackhitler nuked overnight by the explosion of the blackpill

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

blowing cigarette smoke into a newborns face is one of the most rewarding feelings

[trap dad @dude_gang]

your honor, you know how I get.

[Hip Hop Verses That Go Hard @HipHopCrave_]

What Sabrina Carpenter sounds like to girls:

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

something about a short couple… like damn i kinda fuck with u ice climbers