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~not ur spapi~ 🥰 @sara15princess | DenCO

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

There are things in life that you ALWAYS have to keep close by, and here is my comprehensive list:

1) Your love
2) Your wits
3) Entire Jim Croce discography
4) Pocket-Mustard
5) Spectacle, testicles, wallet and watch
6) A plan.

And...
7) Plan B.
#SaturdayThoughts

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

@baabyposh_ Nuh uh

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

@camilkycereal Ok but when are you leaving? I'm rollin up T A N I T E

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

@camilkycereal Ok but when are you leavin

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

I found me an angel, and best believe I'll simp til my body is limp. She's my partner, teammate, best friend, and forever-valentine.

I love you, @Sara15Princess♥️. Always, forever. Thank you for everything, I truly don't know what I did to deserve your love.🥺♥️🙏🏻⚡️💕

[‎𐦍 ੈ✩‧₊ @druzyfaerie]

Today there will be a huge energy shift. Start your day off with deep meditation, then set your intention for the day. Release everything that has been, and concentrate on what it is. Drink plenty of water and embrace this shift with all the chaos or peace it may bring. Be ready.

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

@Sara15Princess see I know what I be doin

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

@Dilly_Dillyyy @ErrrikaLaine Yeah like water to wine! That shot was LITTY

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

Seedless watermelons are just fruit that decided to get a vasectomy. #ChangeMyMind

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

Watermelons aren't even watery, just sunburnt. I feel like I've been lied to.

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

What's the difference between an apple and an orange?

The apple gets offended wayyy more easily. It must be the thin skin.

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

I think it's an actual crime that "strawberries" don't even have straws. Only anxiety.

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

I had another "grape" joke about fruit, but it made the "man-go" ban-Ana's.

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

I'm starting a movement to outlaw a bunch of yellow fruit!

It's called 'Ban-anas."
#BadaBing

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

Did y'all hear the one about the bed made out of fruit?

It was an Apri-cot!!

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

If I person has a mild cold at the airport, is that considered a "terminal " illness?

#BadaBing #DadJokesNotBadJokes
#HowDoesMyGirlfriendTolerateMe

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

@Sara15Princess Gee-dang rakinz

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

@Sara15Princess babe can we join the RadCoons

[PrincessSara15 @Sara15Princess]

@whiskybiscuitz I mean bear is kinda a raccoon anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️

[c. @whiskybiscuitz]

@Sara15Princess Bear is Appa, an kitty, my mentor and our son.

He is white as the smuggled blow,-my heart and soul just love him, so..

Clap his hand, scritch his ears, turbo China-China, my heart is filled with cheers!😎