Whitney

Self deprecating. Pessimist. Asparagus Enthusiast. Depression Fighter. Wannabe Vegan. Cult Survivor.

[Whitney @whit89rene]

Golden showers but with asparagus pee. You'll thank me later. #asparagusfetish #showers

[Whitney @whit89rene]

@SlawdawgSwanson Tyler can go fuck himself.

[Whitney @whit89rene]

My favorite view. @SlawdawgSwanson

[Whitney @whit89rene]

#NewProfilePic

[Whitney @whit89rene]

@ebillups14 Noice

[Whitney @whit89rene]

@emilybillups14 Shut the fuck up.

[Whitney @whit89rene]

Finally asked the kitchen dude if we are getting any rice noodles. He looks confused then says, “no more.” Today is the worst day now. I’m going back to bed. #ricenoodlefamine2018 #kingbuffetrichmondky

[Whitney @whit89rene]

The rice noodle man might be on to us. He knows we are waiting. He’s purposefully not bringing out the rice noods. #ricenoodlefamine2018 #kingbuffetrichmondky

[Whitney @whit89rene]

They just brought out fresh potato skins. RIGHT NEXT to the empty rice noodles! This is unacceptable. #ricenoodlefamine2018

[Whitney @whit89rene]

@SlawdawgSwanson and I have been on noodle watch at #kingbuffetrichmondky for awhile now. No rice noodles in sight. This is what we came for. We won’t leave till we have the rice noodles.

[Whitney @whit89rene]

@MeryahT Lol, you and Curtis both!

[Whitney @whit89rene]

#BillCosby #itsabouttime

[Scott Whitehouse @ScottIsJack]

Why do I still need quarters for the laundry mat? It's 2018, parking meters, vending machines and drug dealers all accept card.

[Whitney @whit89rene]

@Gage_Knows @EriCeDawn Is it too late? I’d come!

[Whitney @whit89rene]

#freeshorts

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

But my emails. https://t.co/G7TIWDEG0p

[Whitney @whit89rene]

We take great pictures. 💗 #4yearanniversary @SlawdawgSwanson

[Whitney @whit89rene]

I am at my most content when I bring Buddhism back into my life. #Buddhism #contentment

[Whitney @whit89rene]

@SlawdawgSwanson I love you, shmoob. ♥️

[Leah @lsavage729]

Jesus fucking Christ, I hate Tomi Lahren. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Whitney @whit89rene]

@SlawdawgSwanson You can’t have your beer and drink it too. 🙄