𝖌𝖆𝖘 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖆𝖉

repentant commander player. degenerate blue enjoyer.

[Communist Party of Genovia @MissPavIichenko]

Her name was Marion Stokes and in addition to being an amateur archivist, she was also a civil rights activist and got fired from her job as a librarian for being a communist.

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

We had an entire King of the Hill episode on why protecting the whooping crane is vital. This administration wants to kill everything and everyone.

[SlimekrewBangladesh @SlimeKrewDaily]

my moot is having the worst day of his life bro

[Jose Lopez @Metallix87]

The game as a whole would be better off if Wizards of the Coast actively stopped talking about, designing for, and openly supporting casual Commander. Let the community worry about that. We don't need 60 Commander precons a year, nor 400 legends per year.

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

This is what music journalism used to be, which makes every modern controversy very funny

[Eric Rahill @ericrahill]

Lisztomania … Phoenix in the AirPods .. have lost more money than I’m comfortable with but am meeting so many people my age

[mayo @ButtTonguer]

I refuse to believe this video isnt staged

How could someone get so angry they try to shove a remote up their ass

[dylan j @djhewitsonbevis]

totally fine actually thanks for asking

[Olgaa @brdmoedr]

Is there a theory more vindicated every day, every hour than the "everyone is 12 now" one?

[Jordan K @JordykJordan]

Kids movies stopped being written by normal dudes and we lost this.

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

This is the best one of these I've ever seen

[United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc_official]

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected.

From this day forward, we have a union!

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

when i experience a flicker of attraction for another person i go burn my fingerprints off on the stovetop to punish myself for my wretched immoral predatory ways

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

i was in my car sipping gas station opium in the Bos-Wash hinterland (charging my vapor cigarette) when, absentmindedly scrolling my portable joybox, i became entranced by video of the president’s UFC gladiator birthday. the last time i saw bugs on a windshield i was seven

[𝖌𝖆𝖘 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖆𝖉 @whiteFerrari94]

hard

[Klara @klara_sjo]

I was reading about the myth of Prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so I'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going.

[DIONE @blueliasd]

neighbors just threw some shit on the grill and i can smell it all the way from inside

[tex @texmeplease]

rome wasn’t built and i’m gay