Generic White Male

I am devoid of any background or interest that could provide useful insight or relevance

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

So is everyone having a nice apocalypse so far?

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@pb81fl2 Come back soon y’all

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@HisShadow45 It is nowhere near 5%

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@SpencerHakimian He has been for a minute

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@MuseBaker He dropped one this game too

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@KrittanawongMD And how many ECHO’s will we order for rhinovirus?

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

It's as if they had plastic surgery to ruin their looks.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Before you tell people not to celebrate a death; Mitch McConnell blocked cancer research for 9/11 firefighters on three separate occasions.

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@KylieJaneKremer I can’t tell if this is satire

[RandyGoat 🐐 @RandyGoat]

They don't want you to know what's really going on with Mitch McConnell because they know Kentucky requires a special election to replace a senator and Thomas Massie can swoop in and take that opening.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

What time is the fake assassination attempt on July 4?

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@RepBrandonGill The one that stops the pregnancy

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@onzemasr Cop 100% has a domestic violence charge

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

> Be Jonny Kim
> Born to South Korean immigrants in Los Angeles
> Grows up in an intensely abusive household, constantly full of fear
> The night before he graduates high school, his father threatens the family with a gun
> Police arrive, a shootout happens, and his father is killed
> Decides he wants to protect people so he enlists in the Navy at 18
> Survives Hell Week and becomes a Navy SEAL
> Deploys to Iraq twice as a combat medic, sniper, and point man
> Completes over 100 combat operations under fire
> Earns a Silver Star and a Bronze Star for saving wounded comrades
> Watches his close friends die in battle and realizes he wants to heal people, not just fight
> Leaves active duty to get a degree in Mathematics from USD
> Auditions for medical school and gets accepted into Harvard
> Graduates from Harvard Medical School as an M.D. in 2016
> Starts his residency in emergency medicine at Massachusetts General Hospital
> Gets bored of being a regular doctor and applies to NASA
> Selected as 1 of only 12 candidates out of 18,300 applicants
> Becomes a NASA Astronaut in 2020
> Decides space isn't enough, so he joins Navy flight school to face his fear of flying
> Earns his wings as a fully certified military pilot and naval flight surgeon
> Launches into space on a rocket to the International Space Station
> Logs 245 days in orbit, traveling 104 million miles around the Earth before returning home
> Returns to Earth as a SEAL, a Harvard Doctor, an Aviator, and an Astronaut at just 41 years old

And Jonny Kim is still the most humble guy on the planet who makes everyone else's resume look blank.

Jonny Kim is badass.

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@NikkiHaley Community note came with a receipt

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@SkylarSkye3 Wtf is an old trafford?

[Michael Harris II〽️ @MoneyyyMikeee]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿☕️

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@stoolpresidente You can’t reach the thermostat anyway. Why the fuck do you care?

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@Mbakaza4L I mean, Jesus was an immigrant too. Also, why is old Bilbo Baggins in the background.

[Generic White Male @white_generic]

@augsby