Amy

[Amy @whitmana87]

*grandma finds out I'm liberal*

Me: hey fam can I get some cake

Grandma: idk should we vote on it

[Amy @whitmana87]

@monsoonmichaud @jadamychelle This is what happens when we get old

[Amy @whitmana87]

@ConfusedHann The Daily podcast (I haven’t listened yet but I had a friend recommend it)

[Amy @whitmana87]

@OliveChapelElem is the best school ever 💕 #TeacherAppreciationWeek

[Amy @whitmana87]

@chrisorkip @c_martin15 Let’s go back to Carolina

[Amy @whitmana87]

This is how @c_martin15 and I feel about studying history at 3:30 in the morning😒✌😴

[Amy @whitmana87]

@chrisorkip @c_martin15 Omgggggg the best class I ever took tbh

[Amy @whitmana87]

For the first time in my whole life I’m caught up on all my instagram stories #bored

[hanne (with aquarium) @schrickxy]

i have always fantasized about going on a romantic trip to NYC during christmas and @whitmana87 and i are going next week so legally we are in love

[Amy @whitmana87]

Me: you should turn right here

Hanne: imma turn left

*10 min later*
Hanne: We are not where I thought we were, I told you to correct me if I took a wrong turn

[Amy @whitmana87]

I’ve been in Denver for 30 min and hanne has already tried to run me over with her car

[Amy @whitmana87]

@angelawiseman Thanks 💕

[Amy @whitmana87]

I’ve been around my dad for like 2 hours and he’s already said something incredibly racist god give me the strength to deal with his bullshit and not estrange myself from this family

[Amy @whitmana87]

My mom just used the term gaslighting and I think she’s more of a millennial than I am

[Amy @whitmana87]

Hanne yelling from her room:

“Oh shit I forgot to take my zoloft and birth control... I’m going to be sad AND pregnant”

[Amy @whitmana87]

Me: *does something hilarious and then cackles about it*

Hanne: AMY STOP LAUGHING UR THE ONLY ONE LAUGHING

David: *giggling in the corner*

Hanne: DAVID STOP LAUGHING UR ENCOURAGING HER

[Amy @whitmana87]

One second I’m having an existential crisis on the beach and then the next I’m getting an Uber in a Ford F-150 and listening to “I like it” by Cardi B

I’ve transported to an alternate reality

[Amy @whitmana87]

@McKenzie_Cook_ Literally someone was like what’s today’s date and I was like “June 6th, oh it’s D-Day” like wtf

[Amy @whitmana87]

I would like it if all of you would publicly shame hanne for forcing me to listen to nickleback in her car one time

[Cameron Lopez @Cam_Lopez8]

Hi I’m not going to stop tweeting about the ICE capturing 7,000 kids and losing 1,500 of them ever because holy crap it is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard about a government doing