Whit Morliss

White....more or less. Not my fault

[Whit Morliss @whitmorliss]

Angry about politics and the people in charge? Want to set something on fire and beat the shit out of it? Well I did it for you! Enjoy!

https://t.co/LQoD2seeRE

[Whit Morliss @whitmorliss]

You can find your way to buy this piece of art at my website https://t.co/8qvdLGU7p5. Get the CD, download it, enjoy it the way you will! Streams everywhere March 29th

[Whit Morliss @whitmorliss]

Whatever everybody is calling “AI” isn’t really artificial intelligence at this point. It’s Algorithmic Inference.
#ai #honestbranding

[Whit Morliss @whitmorliss]

My new (debut!) album is available on bandcamp now!
https://t.co/9KfNyI071N
You can give it a couple spins for FREE and it's only a minimum price of $7 to buy and download!
The CD will be available to order in about a week at https://t.co/2Pm36Y7LS6
I hope you love it, share it!

[Whit Morliss @whitmorliss]

@UpFirst might want to realign the audio today and check your other shows too.

[Whit Morliss @whitmorliss]

I hate when my farts crawl up my shirt. It feels selfish

[Whit Morliss @whitmorliss]

Bon Jovi singing “Here Comes The Sun” in a shitty music video for the inauguration is like The Cure singing “Good Vibrations” at a coronation.

[Whit Morliss @whitmorliss]

So if America is over will we give it back to the original owners? No, I’m not talking about the colonists.

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What is the sound of one handed bathing?

Showering with an IV is super duper tedious. Doing it for over a month while your body wastes doesn’t make it better. Happy new year! Hope we all make it! https://t.co/lgtkNldvMn

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It’s amazing how @apple keeps churning out headphones I would never buy and charge insane prices for them. They’ve been so good at making things easy. Now they’re just making things expensive.

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@MorningEdition be careful. You used the phrase “alternative facts” without defining the phrase as a synonym for misinformation or lies.

[Whit Morliss @whitmorliss]

Really liking @mega2e as the new @nytimes the Daily host. @mikiebarb was such a character. Hope to hear more of him too.

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If your gym hasn’t replaced half the stationary bikes and treadmills wirh air purifiers then it is a Petrie dish. @PlanetFitness

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@Lucasentric Yeah, except it’s not a sacrifice. It’s scarcely an inconvenience

[Whit Morliss @whitmorliss]

Justice for breonna and countless others now, please. Seriously, justice #BreonnaTalyor

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My mistake. They look like Ws in the email

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@marcmaron so sorry, just heard the news. She was super cool. I only know you both from your work, but I was still happy for you two. I wish you the best. Take care.

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One round of one part of one of my beginner hangboarding/home exercise… https://t.co/dTBPylR3ls

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Please stay home. Thank you
-Healthcare Workers Everywhere
#covid2020 #stayathome #supporthealthcareworkers #coronavairus #stayhomestaysafe😷 https://t.co/qvdWRIZ8TB

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Don’t worry, everyone. Wherever you go America’s got you CoViD. #coronavirus #COVID19Pandemic #sars2
#StayHome

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Just posted a video https://t.co/2bbKvEn7MT