Will Johnson

Rock n’ Roll accountant, creator of weird whisky Fridays, “least affected by Guinness marketing” award winner 2005, proud daddy, NUFC fan.

[Will Johnson @whittboywill]

What a day, what a result

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@ToonTakeover_ @MsiDouglas Signing for Liverpool in 3,2 1 ……

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@WarMonitor3 Just paid £6.65 for a pint and wasn’t even surprised, this is what it has come to

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@LukeEdwardsTele Couldn’t agree more. I’ve had a season ticket for 20 years and this is the most successful spell I’ve watched by some distance.

“We don’t demand a team that wins” lasted about 6 months post takeover.

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@AdamP1242 Bring him in as a free agent, bit of squad cover for a few months then sell him to Saudi for £25m again in the summer

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@vicgoddard @RoyalMail I run an online shop and find Royal Mail to be very reliable, certainly for the price they charge. Bear in mind the delivery people are overworked at the moment, we all want DPD service at Evri prices, give them a break.

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@anon_opin Lad at work used to put coffee on them in the morning, called them woffeebix

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Batt Manuts

United States, Veterans Administration Master Index, 1917-1940

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@NFFC Didn’t even know he was a musician

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@SavMondo 100% agree. Spent a long time unsuccessfully trying to get my kids school to accept it was unprofessional for my kids teacher to have an affair with my wife, they maintained it was a personal matter and nothing to do with the school, ultimately backed up by the LEA and DfE

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@maggie_lavan @TheThomDavid It’s where you go after middle school, years 9 to 11 and sixth form. Not everywhere in the UK has the two tier system

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@ToonPolls 10x Jacob Murphy

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The 2024 Microsoft Excel Championship just wrapped in Las Vegas.

It was a huge upset: financial due diligence expert Michael Jarman (Canada) topped 3x defending champion and actuary Andrew “The Annihilator” Ngai (Australia).

Jarman beat 12 opponents in various 30-minute Excel case study challenges over 7+ hours:

Best parts of the tournament for these spreadsheet athletes:

▫️This clip below of live-stream announcers losing their minds over pivot tables and data labeling (as clock winds down).

▫️The tournament has its own theme song with lit lyrics including “it’s the battle of the titans, the best keyboard tappers in the land / they’ve all been training for this moment, who’s getting stuck in the function sand?” (at the 1:12 mark)

What did Jarman get for winning? A $5k cash prize and a glorious Wrestling Championship Belt.

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Full live-tream of peak human performance: https://t.co/mBps00C254

[Will Johnson @whittboywill]

@DubzyOnceAgain I’m so old I’d rather have the cake

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@NoContextBrits Blue passports?

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FFS

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Michigan evangelical church worship pastor, Will Johnson, has been arrested for placing a hidden camera in his church bathroom.

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Meanwhile in Chicago.

[Will Johnson @whittboywill]

@emeicen Interesting take. I do wonder though, if you’d read that a husband had an affair and his wife had had to move out into lower standard accommodation with no furniture or appliances with her kids. Would you be calling her a toddler and saying his actions were understandable?

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@MikeyFromUK @QueenAmayaSimp @fesshole Hold up, it was a light hearted comment supposed to show the OP that it’s not the end of the world. When I first moved out I didn’t have a washer, my mum helped out, I’d do the same for my kids in that situation, I’m far from fucking useless, thank you

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@clairzee29 @fesshole This all happened 18 months ago, everyone seems to focus on the laundry situation (no longer the case) but my point to the OP was that it isn’t the end of the world and things can work out for the best.

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@SarahWa43324555 @fesshole Mum?