Whitters

Artist | Muralist | Dickless in Appalachia | Head of HR @parasite_wtf

[Whitters @whitterss]

compound bow for a lil foreplay
AR-15/ AK 47 in the guts
tannerite for the climax.

👀666 pieces coming soon
hope yall got your @trygamma winter passes💋

[Whitters @whitterss]

@BearwickLaw hahahahaha

no, you'd have to actually get laid in order to be at risk of STDs

and we both know bearwick.

[Whitters @whitterss]

I’ve heard your complaints and yes, typing out your wallet address isn’t the most fun, but it also proves you are hooman.

we often trade security for convenience

clipboard hijacking has been around for a very long time and has no intention of going anywhere because humans are inherently lazy

I traded inscriptions on spreadsheets, friction is gud 👍🏻

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🫢

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@Lizmej12 @Grraccie gmb kitten

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🫢

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@Lizmej12 Hahahahahahaha lizzzzz riz

A) impossible
B) You’re welcome 🤗

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@PoisedM1 Hahahahahha BIG maybe

Depends how many wallets I have after submission window closes

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@Angeliki_BTC Thank you love 🫶🏻

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the whole thing🎨

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@PoisedM1 I’m ded😹

but also this completely separate and could not be further from anything omb related

Other than maybe a wallet snapshot for putting up with my troll ass

That a big maybe

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@Angeliki_BTC @BitgetWalletAF Stahp it right meow! I love a good wall covering

👁️🫶🏻🫵🏻

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@PoisedM1 Hahahahahahha

Friction really is good tho, humans remember things that took their effort

it’s the organic alternative to things wrought in speculation

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@PsyDiss 😹😹😹

[Whitters @whitterss]

@biome77 Yeeeee bio ftw 🏆

[Whitters @whitterss]

Yep 👍🏻

Or save with your address and run this:

import os
import platform
import requests
import time

ADDRESS = "bc1pYOURADDRESSHERE"
POLL_SECONDS = 15

seen_utxos = set()

def get_utxos():
url = f"https://t.co/nmCiH9UzH7{ADDRESS}/utxo"
response = requests.get(url, timeout=30)
response.raise_for_status()
return response.json()

def alert_sound():
system = platform.system()

# Terminal bell
print("\a", end="", flush=True)

# Mac sound + desktop notification
if system == "Darwin":
os.system("afplay /System/Library/Sounds/Glass.aiff")
os.system(
'osascript -e \'display notification "New incoming UTXO detected" with title "Bitcoin Wallet Alert"\''
)

# Linux bell, because Linux enjoys making sound complicated
elif system == "Linux":
os.system("paplay /usr/share/sounds/freedesktop/stereo/complete.oga 2>/dev/null")

# Windows beep
elif system == "Windows":
import winsound
winsound.Beep(1000, 700)

def main():
global seen_utxos

print(f"Watching address: {ADDRESS}")
print(f"Checking every {POLL_SECONDS} seconds...")
print("Press Ctrl+C to stop.\n")

# Load current UTXOs first so old funds do not trigger alerts
try:
initial_utxos = get_utxos()
seen_utxos = {
f"{u['txid']}:{u['vout']}"
for u in initial_utxos
}
print(f"Loaded {len(seen_utxos)} existing UTXO(s). Waiting for new ones...\n")
except Exception as e:
print("Could not load initial UTXOs:", e)

while True:
try:
utxos = get_utxos()

current_utxos = {
f"{u['txid']}:{u['vout']}"
for u in utxos
}

new_utxos = current_utxos - seen_utxos

for utxo_id in new_utxos:
matching_utxo = next(
u for u in utxos
if f"{u['txid']}:{u['vout']}" == utxo_id
)

txid = matching_utxo["txid"]
vout = matching_utxo["vout"]
amount = matching_utxo["value"]

alert_sound()

print("\n" + "=" * 60)
print("🚨 NEW INCOMING BITCOIN UTXO")
print(f"Address: {ADDRESS}")
print(f"UTXO: {txid}:{vout}")
print(f"Amount: {amount:,} sats")
print(f"TX link: https://t.co/nUmrf3LATg{txid}")
print("=" * 60 + "\n")

seen_utxos = current_utxos

except KeyboardInterrupt:
print("\nStopped. Civilization briefly survives.")
break

except Exception as e:
print("Error:", e)

time.sleep(POLL_SECONDS)

if __name__ == "__main__":
main()

[Whitters @whitterss]

@kucoincat Hahahahahsha that’s fair. I’ll refer you to the ancient proverb:

Trust me bro

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@senorbaggz I’m glad you worked through that out loud

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@kucoincat You can also get grok to view the link before clicking it

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@tripnm0nkey The horror 😭

[Sam Altman @sama]

one of the quotes i find most inspiring on a hard day:

"Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might, for in the realm of the dead, where you are going, there is neither working nor planning nor knowledge nor wisdom"

Ecclesiastes 9:10

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@adelbucetta fuck reality

[Whitters @whitterss]

two artists could never work out in a real relationship

mainly bc their ideas would land them in jail or ctrl+alt+deleted

We need grounding, routine, someone to ask us if we’ve ate or slept

Someone to recognize the spiral before it happens not make it spin faster