Whitley Jean

superficially loved person

[Whitley Jean @whittlejeanbean]

My Aunt: If you have kids, will you be the dad?
Me: I’m sorry, that’s not how that works.

Happy holidays, folks.

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Those bastards. They hit us in the night

[Whitley Jean @whittlejeanbean]

@mazzypopstar OMG I HAD TO BLOCK GOOD LUCK, BABE BY CHAPPELL ROAN FOR THIS REASON

[Whitley Jean @whittlejeanbean]

When will @billieeilish become one of the honorary boys @xboygeniusx

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: “why tf does my back hurt??”

also me:

[Whitley Jean @whittlejeanbean]

#NewProfilePic

[Whitley Jean @whittlejeanbean]

Are you rooting for team Mini or team Wumbo???

#NationalChampionship #GoBlue #GoHuskies #MichiganWolverines #Washington #CFPChampionship #football #SPONGEBOB

[Whitley Jean @whittlejeanbean]

Oh god. I wonder how many people have videoed me doing this.

[Whitley Jean @whittlejeanbean]

The GOAT
#USWNT #FIFAWomensWorldCup2023

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Aubrey Plaza and Jenna Ortega.

This vibe is everything.

[Tony Pesta @Tony_Pesta]

It's been 10 days since potentially one of the worst environmental disasters in US history happened just an hour away from Cleveland

I figured this would be a national headline by now but the story is still being buried on every major news website

Just unreal

[• @ericmass_]

Bonnie Raitt when she won #Grammys

[Whitley Jean @whittlejeanbean]

Legend has it that this is the only intel the balloon captured. RIP Chinese spy balloon 🎈💥

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

my job: update spreadsheets, review spreadsheets, make new spreadsheets, talk about spreadsheets, have meetings about spreadsheets

[Whitley Jean @whittlejeanbean]

Okay sports Twitter. Explain Ryan Day and Kevin McGuff.

[Whitley Jean @whittlejeanbean]

Why go to therapy when you can just cry in work meetings

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

let’s create a million dashboards that no one looks at

[Whitley Jean @whittlejeanbean]

Kerrygold butter is the GOAT