WHITE

I’m friends with cop, landlords, politicians, children, people who greenlight live action versions of animated movies, and @theultrabr0 (which is main)

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

Hey there, I’m white, recognize me? I get that a lot, because I’m on TV a lot. Probably because of my hard work and all. Either way, can’t wait to spread my influence on this app

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@GreenWormssss I mean…I’ve always been fond of you

[Green ! @GreenWormssss]

//bait

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@AmongUsGame I am so fond of myself in this episode, I can’t wait to see more of me in the next few episodes ☺️

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@SubLime_4557 Now when have capitalists been stupid, come on, name a single time

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@PinkMIRAHQ @GothGeology @FPizza82064 Woah no way, you sent 1000% more beans to my shares than usual, thanks so much for that

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@TheG3mologist Of course as part of the cloning process, some clones are a bit…off, shall we say. But nevertheless they all retain my exquisite charm and capitalist mind

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

So I hear there are other whites on this site, there is no need for alarm people, those are just part of my cloning project just incase for whatever reason I die (but then again, I’m too rich and wealthy to die)

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@CEOofPaidIntern Yes…twin…

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@Whitesservant Why yes, I’d like a Shirley temple, and with I’d like some fettuccine Alfredo with the freshest Basel you can find and with some chicken grilled to perfection

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@MiraHr__ Of course, as a trusted shareholder and partner of the MIRA™️ corporation, I’m the least hated, right?

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@_aliens_r_real Now why would you kill yourself, that’s no good. Besides, how are you supposed to contribute to capitalism if you aren’t alive?

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@VacationYeller Feel free to show your friends this amazing photo of me

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@SubLime_4557 What did I do?

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@GothGeology @CEOofPaidIntern No, you should listen to what I say, I’m really trust worthy

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@KrisDreamurr_ INCREASE CAPITALISM BY 500%

[MIRA HQ @MiraHQoffical]

Thank you, White. Rest assured we hold our shareholders close to our hearts. (and our beans)

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

@Pink_MIRACorp You got yourself a deal

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

People…don’t like me?

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

Now come on, what have capitalists ever done to be labeled as suspicious?

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

my "Tierlist" of the people onboard The Skeld, ranked on how Suspicious they are....

[WHITE @Whittycrewmate]

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[MIRA HQ @MiraHQoffical]

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