ittyb

certified silly goose

[꩜ @laylology]

When a bitch you hate says something annoying and you're like damn that's going straight into the I Hate This Bitch file

[ittyb @whitwhatwhy]

I want my man my man my man my man my man my man. My man my husband my love mi amor my honey sugar love ugh

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[ittyb @whitwhatwhy]

@BalogunAbass12 Toms

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

The other dog patiently waiting for his turn..🐈🐾🐶😍

[Miskeen Thug @skinnyfatism]

White people be like “It’s not too sweet, which I like.”

[ittyb @whitwhatwhy]

Sydney Sweeney looks like a beaver to me

[leaf @loveyleaf0000]

people have become really mean #Stop

[+ @oliviersaidhi]

i b at the grocery store every time like dam what do i like to eat and drink

[⋆ ｡ ° ༺˚ 𖦹 gîchœ łīçbåkt 𖦹 ˚༻ ° ｡ ⋆ @ichriecheblut]

there’s an observable decline in conversational quality where i will legit be presenting facts backed by tangible data and someone will respond with their opinion as if the the data is my opinion. it’s very frustrating and i don’t want to talk to yall anymore.

[matthew diarrhea mandli @matthew_mandli]

Being an older student fucking rules. You? Afraid to raise your hand in class. Me? eating a ziploc of scrambled eggs in the front row. I’m interrupting the professor with a question that’s actually a statement. I clear my throat so loud it sets off a car alarm

[໊ @meishato]

“i asked chatgpt-” NEXT TIME DON’T. ask ME, choose ME, i can misinform you. i do it with love and affection