Adrian Woahjnarowski

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Bam, son of John, tonight at the Battle of Helm’s Deep:

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“Dad, how long was LeBron good in the NBA?”

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“More like Giannis the Grey if you ask me.”

-Skip Bayless on Giannis’ return last night versus Boston

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Gimli, son of Gloin, at The Battle of the Pelennor Fields:

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Once feared to have been lost for the season, Giannis the White has returned.

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Middle Earth Central has learned Jaylen Brown’s illness is due to him eating a bowl of Eowyn’s stew during pregame meal.

via Rohan Peasantry Society

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“I see two G.O.A.T.S and then there is Michael Jordan and Frodo.”

-Nick Wright (What’s Ringwraith Podcast)

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We obtained photos from today’s watch party at The Green Dragon. It was a packed house in Hobbiton!

pics via: Old Gaffer

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There will be a watch party at The Green Dragon today as all of The Shire will be cheering for fellow hobbit, Jalen son of Rick, versus Wemby and the Spurs.

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Second Breakfast hoops!

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Nikola Jokić last night:

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They found the person who was responsible for the horn malfunction tonight during the Cavs/Pistons game:

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SOURCES: Éowyn has reached out to D’Angelo Russell after learning no teams were interested in acquiring him via buyout options.

-The Edoras Editor

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Sources: During his search for the Ring of Power, Sauron never instructed the Ringwraiths to find Chris Paul out of an abundance of knowledge that he was ringless.

via: Mount Doom Daily News

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“I carried Gimli! I invented a new sport mid-battle at Helm’s Deep when I rode the shield and kick-flipped it into that orc’s neck. Did you even see the slaying of the oliphaunt?? The chug competition??? He couldn’t even ride his own horse!”

-Legolas on Mirkwood Mic

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The shitty photoshop job makes this post even better 😂

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CONFIRMED: After extensive readings of old Elvish Genealogy, it has been found that Kon Knueppel is a descendent from Legolas of the Woodland Realm.

Makes sense. They don’t miss.

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Whispers grow of LeBron, son of Gloria, departing the shores of Middle Earth from the Grey Havens to pursue life after the Third Age.

Source: Echoes of Valinor

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@ATLHawks @MagicCity Gimli has a question.