wesley

Hates being scared-watches a lot of horror movies ° Always searching for my next chocolate chip cookie ° Part time vegetarian ° Full time eye roller ° she/her

[wesley @whoffs]

@frenchudcon Well. Obsessed with this.

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@himbobuckleys Let's fucking go

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Getting distracted during this meeting

[moss 🏒 @mossjoonie]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i read heated rivalry fanfiction on company time

[wesley @whoffs]

Montreal Canadiens

[𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓪𝓷 @hushatlas]

“I don't like children” and “I will protect all children” are, in fact, two views you can simultaneously hold

[wesley @whoffs]

@minrozanov He's playing hockey in Montreal!

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@minrozanov @troybarretts OMG yes plz

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@minrozanov The excited squeals I just made

[wesley @whoffs]

@hudsonismm Ok I can't offer you cat Shane but something kinda close!https://t.co/6NzaEHwYp0

[wesley @whoffs]

Okay, I'm not cheering for the Habs anymore, I don't care who wins they just have to beat vegas

[wesley @whoffs]

@bannerthyme Oh man...I'm going to say drunk driving accident but the other driver was drunk and not him.

That or he pissed Svetlana off bad enough one day she stabbed him and it got gangrene

[wesley @whoffs]

Whenever there are people standing behind like a sports panel trying to get in TV it's literal children or boomers who have to take every opportunity to make themselves the main character to the embarrassment of their children.

[g 🌊 @wkndupdater]

bro ur telling me THE POPE quoted LORD OF THE RINGS in an ANTI AI MESSAGE and we ARENT getting stephen colbert’s take on it????

[wesley @whoffs]

@oikawahajime13 If he's not he should be

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i love saying my dick is hard when i don't even have one like yeah im spiritually bricked what about it

[wesley @whoffs]

@bannerthyme I love it!!!

[wesley @whoffs]

@oikawahajime13 Ragebaiting a ragebaiter