jordan schmitt

[Nini @princesssniii]

Turning 21 this year was a scam

[Morg Goodling @morgg5]

i mean it with every ounce of my being when i say FUCK cancer.

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

how am I expected to complete assignments on time when I don’t even know what day it is anymore

[lala @laurenalyss36]

i don’t wanna be THAT negative person but rlly i can’t even get on instagram anymore when im bored bc it’s either pushups, women tagging 10 women, posting dogs, or “until tomorrow”, im bout to delete the whole app

[ESPN @espn]

TRE JONES. UNBELIEVABLE.

OVERTIME IN CHAPEL HILL ON ESPN 🤯

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

overheard the guy behind me in class talking about how he’s never worn sweatpants to class...as i’m wearing sweatpants, that CAN’T be me

[lord gabber @emimeetsworld]

oh my fucking god you actually have to get home and make dinner with ingredients you buy for dinner and you have to cook it and the next day you have to make dinner again and again and do another food shop and more dinner and it’s every fucking day like this

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

exams the week before finals should be illegal

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

if you chew fruity gum, you’re a psychopath

sorry, i don’t make the rules

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

me thinking lock haven university will actually cancel classes tomorrow: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

i must be naive for thinking i was gonna do homework over break, but am even more naive for thinking we’re gonna have off tomorrow

therefore, i still haven’t done any homework :)

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

hope the black friday sales r good this year since I only have about $17 to spend

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

accidentally spilled some water on my exam, i hope stephen thinks it’s my tears

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

*class was cancelled last friday*
my o chem prof: “well i’ll let you know in a few days if we’re having the exam friday or not”

excuse me stephen, we in fact DO NOT have time for this bullshit

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

i’m a pale bitch and I don’t like it

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

make that a double...with the clorox

[Emma Herbert @Emma_2017]

I’ll take a vodka Clorox on the rocks, please and thank you.

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

i have 0 desire 2 learn

[jordan schmitt @whogivesaschmit]

someone’s sitting in my unassigned assigned seat in the library, does this mean I should just go home and try again later?