Dead Joke

A accumulation of all the stupid shit you can post online

[Dead Joke @whoinvitedsam]

Logging off for good.

[Dead Joke @whoinvitedsam]

Thank you all for this stupid opportunity

[Prawn of Seitan @Toxic__Fem]

G’night

[Evil Sam @whoinvotedsam]

It’s over G’night

[Dead Joke @whoinvitedsam]

Only one of these things aren’t real
1. Sam has a podcast.
2. Sam has a sex tape.

[Dead Joke @whoinvitedsam]

Fuck. Alright pack it up boys we’re done here.

[roman @Fatherpengu]

Sam rhymes with shit post @GaussianBoner

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Hate it when I sit down to take a shit and my dick is touching the floor

[Dead Joke @whoinvitedsam]

@GaussianBoner *our last name*

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@GaussianBoner @logan_ashkinazy Or is it? The mystery continues

[Dead Joke @whoinvitedsam]

Hey... @GaussianBoner

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@logan_ashkinazy @GaussianBoner

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@GaussianBoner

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@rachelcantsleep

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@GaussianBoner You get what you fucking deserve

[Dead Joke @whoinvitedsam]

You think your girl wants a picture of your dick because she’s gonna rub one out to it? Nah dumbass she’s wants it as collateral

[Dead Joke @whoinvitedsam]

SHE SPEAKETH THE TRUTH

[Prawn of Seitan @Toxic__Fem]

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[Dead Joke @whoinvitedsam]

@Toxic__Fem She has returned!!

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@Congressprin Well I am Sam

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