Mel McKrell

Pay attention to me, I dont talk for my health. - Nelly Furtado

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

#SaveLolita @MiamiSeaquarium Lolita never belonged to you. Do something right, quickly. Return the whale to her family.

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@Kenny___Rose The product is a man-ager.

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

“Then they set out along the blacktop in the gunmetal light, shuffling through the ash, each the other's world entire.” Cormac McCarthy, writing about the walk from PGH International Airport economy parking

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

"You know what kind of town you're in when you see a sign for a rabies clinic." - @DellapeHannah

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

Hey @EdBlazina, how can the avg citizen get involved in turnpike issues? After the 13th straight toll hike, I'm curious. Maybe there are forums to join, certain reps to contact, etc. Would love your opinion!

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@emspitzer #fayettenation

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@bryaninpgh 1. This is great
2. Did you know it was Moby

[Lydia Loveless @lydia_loveless]

Trying to explain vía YouTube videos how pop music went from yeah! Let’s dance! To HEY YOURE THIRTEEN NOW LETS GRIND AND LEAVE PUBES BEHIND to my bf
We are starting with bailamos by Enrique

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@johndellape holler at yer boi

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@travelmugs Good writing is timeless.

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@travelmugs Em, I really think you're the funniest girl I know.

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@bryaninpgh We both know.

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

There are two types of people on my bus: people who read hardcover books about Abe Lincoln's presidency while smiling gently, and people whose succubus eyes are glued to their phones.

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@lizlaribee @saymooresam Would it be ok if I joined in by founding Punch, a drinks service for people with anger management issues?

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@travelmugs You would.

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@saymooresam Next time we're in one of the Burgs, let's load up a Best of Goldblum on YouTube. I'm sure there are several.

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@saymooresam Samantha Margaret, please report to the front!

[scary movie mom @Gammaraygams]

Me finding out that my rich husband has died of mysterious circumstances

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@blind_mans_bike Oooh we need a coffee date. I work in a skyscraper.

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

@Nicole_Cliffe Too soft... Mouse in cheese drawer... There's a pun in here! And good luck to you.

[Mel McKrell @wholemelk]

I don't know much about this situation, but I know that I like this tweet.

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm.
— Andrew