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8 rows back from Malala! I big time owe my co-worker who saved me a seat. I can’t remember the last time I fangirled this hard. #pluralsightlive

[Ivanti @GoIvanti]

Merging forces: @LANDESK @Wavelink @Shavlik_Protect @AppSense & @HEAT_Software! Read the press release: https://t.co/9ilkKbnjUz #WeAreIvanti

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Programming is so different than 14 years ago! I feel like I've time traveled. I found good big picture advice here: https://t.co/ZDViGvf0U2

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You know you're having a down day when a Jem and the Holograms song brings you to tears. #jemismyname

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Programming while listening to Barenaked Ladies. I feel fifteen years younger. #learningSwift #collegeflashbacks #BNL

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It's great to see how many country music stars are thanking Me at the #ACMawards50 even though I think country music sucks.

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No semi-colons? My pinkie is going to get so fat. #learningSwift

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Still evolving.

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@BeLikeDerek #BeNiceToAnimals

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@boshvark Found some purple dye at Walgreens. It’s on!

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Little things I look forward to: midnight, so I can stop working and go to bed. Friday, when my trash cans will be empty again.

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If you are a single person and get behind in laundry, you might have to do 2-3 loads to catch up. Times that by 6 people and ugh.

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I’m counting my son’s running through the sprinklers as his shower.

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Just wanted to find out when book #6 would be released. I cannot google anything about #gameofthrones without being spoiled. :-(

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I have to criticize every voicemail message I leave after hanging up. “You called a cell phone. Don’t need to repeat your number *twice*!”

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Made all my kitchen cabinet doors roughly level. Imaginary potential buyers are so picky.

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@rickygervais Don’t apologize, it would be an honor to be your friend for 1.2 seconds.

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@scottrenshaw So sorry you lost a friend.