Mike Thelen

Michigander in MA via Utah. Scrabble, chess, trivia, puzzles. iOS developer for a company you know. At least I amuse myself. He/him. @[email protected]

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

Anyone else feel like we’re living in the Hell Valley alternate timeline? Can we somehow go back to the future and stop Trump from getting the almanac?

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

@barenakedladies @WarnerCanada @Rhino_Records I don’t know if it’s my favorite song on the album but my wife and I have had Blame It On Me in our heads nonstop since we saw you in Boston a couple weeks ago 😄

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

If he really wants this website to be cutting edge, he'll take up a notch and call it X11. Already has the right logo for it. https://t.co/IfIiN7dQ1T

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

How to remember Roman numerals:

M = Millennium
C = Century
D = uh oh nope

[Riley Goodside @goodside]

POV: You're a Senior Data Engineer at Twitter. Elon asks what you've done this week. You've done nothing.

Frantically, you open ChatGPT.

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

Yeah, every 5th tweet is an ad now. Someone seems a little desperate for money.

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

Well okay, 1 year

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

This Michigan game is the game I have been waiting 20 years to watch. #MGOBLUE

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

@VernorsHerzog Extremely consistently 4

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

@GergelyOrosz Only one word can describe such a successful sequence of outcomes: “HARDCORE”

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

I have the house completely to myself for a few hours for the first time in recent memory. I’m going to piss away the entire afternoon and it is going to be SO AMAZING

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

I will never understand people who hit "Skip Intro"

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

I still love my iPhone 12 mini. It feels just perfect.

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

@peteaven We did end up raking. We made it a family activity and it was fun. Reminds me of being a kid in Michigan, I love the smell of leaves. We didn't do as good a job as the professionals, but I'm fine with that.

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

Starbucks: Purchase these 10 items and we’ll give you bonus stars worth half a free coffee

Me: yup, all over it

Wife: Let’s rake our own yard so we don’t have to pay someone $300 to do it

Me: Hmmm

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Twitter before Elon vs Twitter after Elon

[Mike Thelen @boshvark]

Pokémon Violet looks more like blue. I’m going to start a non-violet protest.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since