Zach

[p. @sixinchbeys]

i wish i liked sweet potato yall are having so much fun

[Zach @whomstdsoever]

This is a Roger variant.

[in Beyoncé we trust. @ruedemmg809]

Wait yall was draggin Kenya but she looks stunning? Hosting the #MissUSA pageant right now

[Cory Epstein @cory_ep]

Rename Nashville International Airport after Dolly Parton I'm so serious.

[rozz @rozzheeg]

lily tomlin and Jane Fonda report to the diva protection bunker asap

[Maggie Lovitt @maggieofthetown]

why is it NEVER him

[emily @north0fnorth]

my friends and i would’ve killed liberty biberty with hammers i can tell you that much

[Zach @whomstdsoever]

Rupaul signing a yearbook “We’re all born naked and the rest is HAGS”

[Jenna Maroney Shady Facts @rhoslcfan69]

She is bear trade

[Pukicho @pukicho]

You don't know hurt like I do. Bug bite. Weeaally itchy.

[Zach @whomstdsoever]

Pto tip: call them a cunt and they leave you alone!

[spooky liz 🎃 @lizaboth]

You come on my phone that I pay money for to spread Israel propaganda, you’re not gonna like my response

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

Apparently June is scoliosis awareness month as well as pride month, so it's just a great month for people like me who are not straight in any way, shape, or form

[Very Awesome, Normal Person. @loveandlightok]

when a gay guy is conservative it’s like damn you don’t even realize you’re just cattle

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

When he dies they need to do an alert on our cell phones like they do with kidnapped kids.

[dead domain @DomainDead]

I think the only discussions anyone should be having about Elon Musk is how he should die.

[c @xgirIstupidx]

this is so serious for me and other three people

[Zach @whomstdsoever]

Carly Rae Jepsen loves releasing things on my birthday. Since it is not also her birthday I have no choice but to believe it’s for me specifically. @carlyraejepsen I have received your messages and will be waiting at the location.

[Just Jim @JimsTweets]

Nothing will prepare you for what the Chanel boots are

[Zach @whomstdsoever]

@novympia enduring a heat wave and all I can think about is shoving a calippo up my cunny to cool down

[Zach @whomstdsoever]

@magiesfarmblues @liviewashere Just giving me a 13 year memory back