RatLord Mullet RockMeSexyJesus

purveyor of dad jokes and mom jeans. proficient in napping.

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SCULLY SAW HER OWN DEAD FATHER TWICE AND DOESNT BELIEVE IN GHOSTS BITCH WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE???

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@Heretical_Ramza Thank yoiu! I dont really use it much anymore, which is much less stressful tbh. I DO mean tweet my insurance company though. I hope you are well too!

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Hey everyone. So I'm barely on here anymore due to it being totally crappily taken over by Peelon. If y'all want to follow me in Instagram DM me. If I actually know and interact with you, I'll send my link. Threads too.

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Dear Kaiser @KPSCALnews @kpthrive My grandmother is eighty and broke her arm yesterday. The ER took good care of her but she needs a follow up and an ortho appt..... and the ortho isn't happening for "seven to ten days" Idk if this is normal but shes EIGHTY and not in great shape

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Has anyone made a rebuttal song yet to Jason Aldean?
"Try That Shit In A Big City, You Shitkicking Dickhead"

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i'm still here im just really busy! I only log on on my computer so i dont spend too much time on twitter. Also, fuck SCOTUS.

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@SionSweet77 I'm gonna ask more questions but he also told me that if we had guns in schools children would behave better..... And his talking points are very much backwoods militia afraid of the liberals and not just "planning for the worst". I'm SO confused he seemed like a Seattle hippie

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Omg my work buddy is not only a mass shooting conspiracy theorist, but he's a doomsday prepper too. I'm so confused. He's such a cool guy, he's nice to everyone..... But he's deep down a legit weird dude.

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@SionSweet77 Also we live in LA idk where he thinks he's gonna put a bunker

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@BrandonLBradfor This is just so....... Eeew

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@SionSweet77 It BAFFLES ME. Like I'm so confused right now. Like maybe he's just a weird prepper but not a right wing weirdo? Bc he doesn't seem like one.

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@OhNoNotThatDude I'm a hairdresser than they get 6 months less than we do too.

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Elon Musk brain chip? No thanks. If he wants to be helpful he should use his money to cure cancer or clone organs or some shit. This is just ridiculous.

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OMG NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORIST EXPLAINING TO ME WHAT AR STANDS FOR IN AR-15.

BRO.

I wasn't born yesterday.

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It seems like all the rich kids in LA become professional dancers. Bc I mean who wouldn't just dance all the time if money wasn't a problem?

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Me, when a friend of mine out of the blue starts talking about how he thinks the government is behind mass shootings.... Ugh. WHY? I was rooting for you! God damn it.

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I'm definitely gonna be one of those people who die while on the toilet.

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No bloodwork. Barely any health questions. My body aches are worse. Like wtf. Do any healthcare providers actually figure out what's wrong now or even give a shit? I can see my primary.... In a month and a half

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I love that I have good health insurance yet I've been sick off and on for three weeks now. They evisit prescribed me doxycycline and that didn't work bc apparently it's not a bacterial infection. I finally got an appt at a target clinic 45 minutes away. She prescribed tamiflu.