Piper

Comedian?

[Piper @whoreofthelight]

The original masterpiece, “Look At This”. Dad texts are the best texts. #dads #fathers #comedy #comedians

[Piper @whoreofthelight]

Tonya Harding’s crying face beats out Anne Hathaway’s, Julia Roberts’, and Frankenfurter’s combined. #ComediansHomeAlone #comedian #comedy

[Piper @whoreofthelight]

So glad to be here in 2010. Just watched a television program in which Joan Rivers talked about how blackberries and emails are really starting to mess things up. #comedian #comedy

[Piper @whoreofthelight]

The optometrist had to dilate my eyes and gave me sharkboy and lavagirl 3D paper glasses to protect them for when I went outside. Dated but appreciated #comedy

[Piper @whoreofthelight]

#ShareBlackStories They Keeeep remaking Black Christmas and each time it gets worse so let’s just chilly with the original Billy, K? Good

[Piper @whoreofthelight]

I left the optometrist with a tissue to dry my crying dilated eyes, and told them I was going to carry it around town so people would think I’m a widow. #Brave #inspirational #AllLivesMatter #TheShowBustBePaused

[David Carson @PDPJ]

Two girls just walked past us told the cops to suck their dick then pointed to us and told us to report it OK

[Joe DeRosa @joederosacomedy]

Do violent movies/shows, video games, or songs inspire violence?🤷‍♂️But let's give credit where credit is do! THE NEWS MEDIA! Thanks to their lust for clicks and filling a 24 hr news cycle, they promote more violence in a week than the comprehensive output of all art forms combined

[Piper @whoreofthelight]

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