Dev

crystal castles - empathy

[Dev @whotfisdev]

Delusional yet surviving,hope everything becomes alright.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

put phone down
get off dat ass
work out
life will be better

[John paul @_notyourguy_jp]

I no longer dislike Mondays, I'm mature now
I dislike the whole week

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Looking at my old Instagram stories and seeing the girls that used to like them

[dom @DomEditor_]

sensação de ficar com sono antes das 22h em um final de semana

[Akber 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @akbereo]

People who haven't used blender do not understand just how genuinely difficult it is to create this:

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

applied for a job at 3am last night and got a rejection letter at 8:19 am so i emailed them and asked for a real person to look at it this time around

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando solo dormí 3 horas y el profesor decide apagar las luces para poner un vídeo

[evil nugget wife chicken pervert and ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᵒˡᵉ @ttpdfc]

jack off all trades masturbate to none

[dilemma @actuallyimthe]

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

2020 was 2020 days ago.

[cyrus @echotho]

summer in india isn't even a season, it's just a four month long air fryer simulation where the only relief is standing directly inside the fridge.

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

How parents feel after switching between "you are still a kid" and "you are not a kid anymore" depending on what benefits them

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you're realising that your father is just a chapter in your life but in his, you are the whole book

[: @_dxllz7]

once you skip one class, they all start looking skippable and there's no going back

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[MMCrypto @MMCrypto]

Suddenly Hollywoods dirtiest guy, doesn’t seem so dirty anymore compared 😁